Recap: In this 3-rounder from T.O.S. Battle League, Stumbles and Shiesty Foe keep it competitive (for the first of rounds anyway) and trade a bunch of hardbody punches, fiery (Stumbles: “But I still was on it, like a Nintendo cartridge I blew that bitch till it fucking worked!”) gun bars, solid name flips and gritty street darts with a more condensed and haymaker-lit Foe edging round 1 before Stumbles did the same in the 2nd round to even things up going into the 3rd. But then the unthinkable happens: both battlers struggling with their preparation, getting off about a minute each and eventually calling their rounds early to make this one a debatable.
Verdict: TIE
Favorite line: Shiesty Foe – “I come from the alleyway like a stray dog, but my bite is to bomb and shoot, I’m a shiesty fucker I’ll rob Peter to pay Paul then rob him too!”

