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Snake Eyez defeats Danny Myers

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Recap: From URL’s Nexus card, a matchup between Danny Myers and Snake Eyez that had plenty of promo beforehand fails to live up to the hype as Danny’s struggles with his flow throughout the 1st and 2nd rounds contribute an already formidable, gritty-punching, aggressive and name flip/personal-lit Snake to take both rounds for the win. Helped by Snake dishing a pretty pedestrian round, but also finally putting it all together and delivering a pretty punch-heavy and haymaker-lit 3rd, a way more challenging Danny is able to salvage the final round and avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Snake Eyez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Snake Eyez – “Pistol-whip a nigger with no facial hair and watch his side burn!”

T-Top defeats KD

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Recap: From Hugg The Block Network, a pretty solid turn by KD filled with a variety of fiery punches gets upended TTop’s more consistently spicy punches, witty personals, righteous gun lines, steely narratives/wprd[;ay and boastful barbs in a 1-rounder that stayed close and had the crowd highly entertained.

Verdict: T-Top (W) 1-0

Favorite line: T-Top – “I’ll let a tool lift and dump once, I don’t care if you move furniture for a living nigga, I’ll ctach two men in one truck!”

J Morr defeats J2

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Recap: From Takeova Battle League, not sure what the point of having a host is if he’s not going to even try to quell down all the interruptions and crowd noise that went down here while the (esp. J Morr) battle rappers are rapping. Nonetheless, although he had to stop and start his raps quite a few times throughout his round, J Morr still kept it cool with nary a slip-up. The VA battle vet unleashing a fiery get-back to opponent J2’s violence-tinger darts, solid name flips and gritty punches with a fly rebuttal plus a steady diet of hard-hitting/witty personals, fierce punchlines, some killer wordplay/metaphors, daunting street shit and stinging gun lines to score more haymakers and earn the win.

Verdict: J Morr (W) 1-0

Favorite line: J Morr – “Nigga we used to hype you, if being gay means being happy I’m suicidal!”

Swamp defeats Marv Won

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Recap: From Public Influence Battle League, after getting soundly beat in round 1 to a way more punch-heavy and boastful Marv Won, a slightly more condensed and efficient Swamp utilizes a bunch of witty/mocking personals, gritty punchlines and sturdy name flips/gun bars to edge each of the final two rounds for the comeback win.

Verdict: Swamp (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Swamp – “Your fat ass probably think that food for thought are what dreams are made of!”

Dre Vishiss defeats Danny Myers (Rematch)

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Recap: From WestWorldBattleRap, a rematch from their battle on AHAT over a decade ago, outside of a close round 1 that he still edged, it’s all Dre Vishiss. The longtime West-coast battle rapper and recording artist bringing nothing but straight heat to Danny Myers via a gritty barrage of hard-hitting gun bars, brazen gang talk, righteous struggle bars and boastful/punches to get the 30. Dre’s gutsy effort coming against an opponent who after a gritty and competitive effort in the opening round, surprising choked almost midway through his second before (tho he did regain his flow and had some fire punches) gaining another case of fumble-itis in the final round that cost him there too.

Verdict: Dre Vishis (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Dre Vishis – “Nigga, you the suspect or the victim?, Me, I specialize in getting shit whacked, most my opps died the first, they ain’t get a rematch!”

Chef Trez defeats Cali Smoov

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Recap: From Universal Bars Battle League, a 3-rounder between Chef Trez and Cali Smoov that was pretty much all Trez. The Chef scoring per usual with a handful of fly rebuttals, spicy name flips, some crazy wordplay, gritty punchlines, mocking personals and fiery gun bars. But also going so far as to aptly breakdown Cali’s tendency to cater to the crowd (even pointing out here how he got his cities mixed up bar-wise) and habit of spitting pedestrian bars–it’s all the same and although Smoov gave a solid effort overall, for 3 rounds his much more steady-hitting opponent simply overmatched the West-coast vet.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “What nigga, you want praise?, I was 11 when I first caught my first charge, 12 seen before I ever turned the age!”

J Morr defeats Diante Ls

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Recap: A frie 1-rounder from Real is Rare, The Label and Showtime Battle Arena between rising battler Diante Ls and J Morr is highlighted by a shitload of agressive heat from both battlers that along with a bunch of solid name flips, flippant personals, steely punchlines, brazen street talk and fiery gun bars kept it competitive. However, despite a pretty sturdy and impressive round from Diante Ls, the slightly more consistently hitting, graphic/performance rich and haymaker-lit J Morr earns the win in the end.

Verdict: J Morr (W) 1-0

Favorite line: J Morr – “Nigga, this heat go off, I do my 1’s and 2’s by breaking three, four laws!”

Eazy The Block Captain defeats Ave

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Recap: Ave and Eazy The Block Captain unpack plenty of competitive heat in this 3-round clash from Chrome 23. The former Cave Gang member utilizing a plethora of stinging punchlines, greasy personals, solid name flips, nice Philly-esque hometown darts and boastful barbs to stay in the mix. While Eazy also used a barrage of searing name flips when he wasn’t scoring left and right (esp. in round) with a shitload of righteous personals, slamming trap talk, hanging metaphors, steely wordplay and gritty punches. A dope battle throughout, nonetheless it’s the more steadily hitting work from Eazy that allows him to score haymakers in each round for the shutout.

Verdict: Eazy The Block Captain (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Eazy The Block Captain – “You don’t listen, I invited you to the Trenches, even tho I think you ass, not even a good ass, we just deal with like Viixen!”

Woosaah defeats Shotgun Suge

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Recap: From Smack/URL, in a battle of big men as both Shotgun Suge and Woosaah bring the heat. The former with boatload of rambunctious punches, hard street talk and solid name flips/personals, while Woosaah,also came with a shitload of aggressive/gritty punchlines, versatile name flips, some ill trap talk, fierce gun bars and boastful barbs. A fiery 3-rounder through and through, it’s the more consistently hitting Woosaah who scores more haymakers in each round for the win.

Verdict: Woosaah (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Woosaah – “Where I’m from you either slide or swing, I really came from the jungle Jim [gym]!”

Hansel and Yung Griz [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: From West World Battle Rap, a dope and highly competitive 3-rounder between Hansel and wily vet Yung Griz comes down to the wire. Hansel, witty and ruthless with the personals, while also scoring with a bunch of boastful barbs, gritty punchlines/similes and feelgood name flips, came to win. While Griz flexed throughout with a gang of fiery gun bars, stunting personals, nifty name (“This is battle rap, nigga’s die in these rounds, let the adult survive, big Glock I palm it high, blood cover the floor, he is not alive, it look like Kool-Aid without the sugar when Water died!”) flips/wordplay, rich struggle bars and piercing punches. Despite an equally fire round 1, the slightly more haymaker-lit Hansel took round 1. Round 2 would see a slightly more punch-heavy and efficient Griz come back to tie things up heading into the 3rd. And while for a minute there, a witty at times, personal lit and steadily hitting would edge the 3rd for the win, Griz’s ability to turn up on his punchlines towards the end of his round would be just enough to make the final round a tie.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Hansel – “As a light-skin nigga, I done heard all of the stupid jokes, all of the goofy quotes, but I can admit, you wanna know when I do the light-skin squint the most?…when I’m looking through the scope!”

Miller G defeats Jakkboy Maine

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Recap: From Hugg The Block Network, a tight 1-rounder between a violence-prone, slick slang (aka Jakk-anese) talking and fiery Jakkboy Maine and a righteous, gritty and punch-lit Miller G comes down to the cleaner-flowing (Jakk had a couple of slip-ups near the end of his round) Miller edging it in the end.

Verdict: Miller G (W) 1-0

Favorite lines: Miller G – “It’s levels to getting paper, you gonna see all types of shit, like if you cheat your bitch gonna fight you, mines gonna fight the bitch!”

Ill Will defeats J2

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Recap: From URL, for two rounds anyway, J2 offers up a competitive effort here laced with plenty of fiery gun bars, gritty (the ‘August Alsina’ line was fire) punches and solid name flips. But one too many pedestrain bars from the ATL rapper combined with a surprising choke in the final round and an Ill Will on one throughout (including a superb and classic round 3) with a gang of witty personals, a handful of hitting rebuttals, hard-hitting punchlines, boastful barbs, stinging gay jokes, some killer wordplay and menacing violent-prone darts earns the Pontiac, MI vet a 30.

Verdict: Ill Will (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Ill Will – “Let’s switch it up, pistol tucked, me and you got similar features my nigga with a different cut, the irony, you coming out the closet and what my mama found in the closet…both got nigga’s touched!”

Rum Nitty defeats The Saurus

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Recap: From WestWorldBattleRap, Rum Nitty gets a home game in Arizona versus The Saurus and everyone gets their money’s worth. The ‘Alien’ consistently dishing out a gang of sturdy name flips, fiery gun bars and hard-hitting punchlines to outperform and outpunch (in the 1st and 2nd rounds, call the 3rd debatable) a pretty competitive and versatile effort from his wily vet opponent.

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “We all know that Pete’s a [pizza] square like school lunch!”

O-Red defeats Mackk Myron

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Recap: From URL’s Civil War VI card, a 3-round fire style-clash between O-Red and Mackk Myron goes down to the wire. Mackk flexing his animated punching power throughout what with a bunch of ill jokes/personals, rambunctious street darts and hard-hitting punchlines, while Red’s killer wordplay, brash punches, witty barbs/personals and fiery name flips/gun bars more than held their own. That said, it’s the more haymaker-lit Red who edges round 1 before a wily and punch-heavier Mackk came back to take round 2 and even things out. The deciding 3rd round was close and highly entertaining on both sides, but it’s the slightly more bar efficient, storyline/off-the-dome lit and versatile Red who edges it in the end for the win.

Verdict: O-Red (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O-Red – “You a sell-out, you and your little milk of Magnesia!”

Fonz defeats Mello Wonfive

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Recap: In this close 1-rounder from iBattleTV, a slightly more efficient and punch-lit Fonz just gets by the gritty punches and gutsy gun bars from opponent Mello Wonfive. The Landlord, while struggling a but with his fow, using a gang of bullish darts/spicy holetown references, boastful barbs, witty/stinging personals, fiery gun bars of his own and stifling punchlines to edge this one in the end.

Verdict: Fonz (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Fonz – “I rep my state all around the globe, Christopher Columbus, I take the land everywhere I go!”

T-Top defeats Jus Juice

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Recap: From Hugg The Block Network, a close 1-rounder between wily vet Jus Juice and T-Top gets edged by The Bear. The former NWX member withstanding the nifty wordplay and solid punches/personals from Juice with a bunch of piercing name flips, violent-themed punchlines, rich storytelling,metaphors, boastful barbs and dialed-up trap talk in a slightly more efficient and condensed round for the win.

Verdict: T-Top (W) 1-0

Favorite line: T-Top – “I bet you thought you came up with the perfect stunt, I’m a beat T-Top, quit my job so I won’t have to work this much, maybe I could take NuNu out to dinner or even meet Surf for lunch, well I just came to f-ck up Juice world and you still have all those perks [Percs] at once!”

T-Top and Jaz The Rapper [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: From Straight Drop Media, T-Top and Jaz the Rapper put forth a consistently fiery and competitive that stayed tight till the end. The Bear, a bit elongated (esp. in round 3) and dialing back on the trap talk, took it to Jaz with a bunch of fiery/witty (“You think you coudl replace her legacy?, that shit dead, even Monica Lewinsky wanted to be the 1st Lady, but was only known for big Head!”) personals, wicked set-up/punchlines, rugged storytelling and solid name flips.street darts while keeping it pretty steady throughout. On the other hand Jaz, via a gang of fierce gun bars, stinging/witty personals, some piercing similes, righteous heaters and gritty 4-bar set-ups/punchlines, kept it more shortened, but equally efficient. That said, an evenly potent round 1 between the battlers makes for a debatable there, before a slightly more haymaker-lit Top takes the 2nd round. With a chance to tie it up in the 3rd, thanks in part to her long-winded and repetitive opponent, but mostly due to saving her most concise, wordplay-lit and hardest-hitting turn for the final round, it’s Jaz who takes the 3rd to make this one a debatable.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Jaz The Rapper – “Nigga’s love talking I’m a girl dad…well push that female farther!”

JC defeats 40 B.A.R.R.S.

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Recap: Dark Horse Battle League gets a goodie here as JC and 40 B.A.R.R.S. go at it for 3 competitive rounds. The two battle vets both getting busy when it comes to stinging wordplay, gritty punchlines, hard-hitting personals, rigid/bullish screeds and flashy street/gun bars to keep it close throughout. However, with the addition of a bunch of mean/versatilename flips and fly similes, it’s the slightly more haymaker-lit JC who takes rounds 1 and 3 (call the 2nd debatable) for the win.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “The lead on me, nah I don’t plan on shooting this bitch I respect 40, but if she make a sound somebody gonna spill 40 on the ground…on the dead homie!”

Chef Trez defeats Darius DaGreat

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Recap: From Dark Horse Battle League, against a gritty but overall not-so-great Darius DaGreat, a consistently hard-hitting Chef Trez has an easy time of it. The veteran ATL battler scoring at will with a bunch of wicked set-up/punchlines, wily personals, stinging gun bars, trifling off-the-dome theatrics and gritty punchlines to hdilyan take all three rounds from his mostly subpar and flow-challenged opponent to dominate and take the 30.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I don’t even be this type to roast nothing, Eightball MJG, he look like both of ’em!”

Swamp and Midas [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: From Dark Horse Battle League, a Southern regional 3-round battle between Swamp (SC) and Midas (GA) while entertaining at times with its wily personals, grandstanding name flips, witty barbs, hometown comparisons, hard-hitting street shit and fiery gun bars, fails to reach its ceiling thanks to lack of preparation from both battlers–Swamp losing focus and having to cut short his oening round midway through, while Midas struggled with his flow and unleashed a couple of slip-ups in the 3rd before also cutting his round short. That said, with Midas (“Nigga, fuck a raccoon, this nigga deserve to get beat, but I could give you two black eyes, you know since you are what you eat!”) handily taking the opener and Swamp returning the favor in round 3, although Swamp rapped a lot shorter, an equally efficient and punch-heavy round 2 makes this battle a debatable.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Swamp – “Them muthafuckahs asking what I’m a do with a nigga with the Midas touch…a golden gun!”

J Morr defeats Theory Truth

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Recap: From Unbias Battleground, after a hard-hitting and sizzling round 1 that saw him dominate punch-wise to easily win, J Morr’s sudden memory loss and struggles with his flow almost cost him here against Theory Truth. But after choking away round 2, thanks in part to the mostly pedestrian raps of Truth, but also the ability to get it back on that street shit and provide more than enough consistently gritty punchlines and boastful heat in the 3rd, it’s Morr who handily takes the deciding final round for the win.

Verdict: J Morr (W) 2-1

Favorite line: J Morr – “Nigga my grandma 95, but she still made it in time to find church, I’m 35, but the way I live she still praying I die first!”

Mackk Myron defeats Justice

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Recap: From URL’s ‘Outside 7’ card, a pretty elite punch game filled with plenty of grit, crazy similes and flexing metaphors, some witty/mocking personals, fiending name flips and wily gun bars from Mackk Myron, prove to be (despite an earnest, versatile and solid effort from Justice) too much in the end, all the while earning more than enough haymakers in each round to earn the Michigan vet the 30 in his return to Smack.

Verdict: Mackk Myron (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Mackk Myron – “Smack is this a movie?, I feel like I got played for real. Justice the type of nigga who get grazed and killed!”

Oppa defeats Th3 Saga

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Recap: From URL’s Outside 7 card, dominating both of the early rounds with barrels of wicked humor, a plethora of hard-hitting personals, witty impressions of his opponent, fly name flips, rich storytelling, boastful barbs and stinging punchlines/similes, Oppa also takes advantage of a mostly pedestrian and choppy flowing Th3 Saga to handily take rounds 1 and 2 for the win, before a 3rd round equally efficient by both battlers when it came to righteous darts and fruitful punches makes for a debatable and allows Saga to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Oppa (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Oppa – “Don’t click it Saga it’s a trap, a pop-up ad appears, this son-of-a-bitch gonna look, Mary Magdelene, Jesus Saga that’s the oldest trick in the book!”

Chess defeats A. Ward

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Recap: In this (especially on Chess’ part) highly-anticipated 3-rounder from the Re-Up, A. Ward and and Chess go at it for 3 fiery and competitive rounds. The Four Horseman and current COTY delighting the crowd with a bunch of dope rebuttals/freestyles, braggadocious darts, stinging personals, wily/Christian-themed punches and spirited (but sometimes indirect) pontifications. While Chess flipped the script with a gang of violent-themed bangers, witty barbs, potent gun bars, versatile name flips, gritty wordplay, fierce 4-bar set-up/punchlines, rich storytelling bars, a couple of surprising but pretty solid rebuttals and robust personals of his own. Close throughout, it’s the slightly more efficient and haymaker-lit Chess who edges both of the opening rounds for the win, before a more steady hitting A. Ward took the 3rd.

Verdict: Chess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chess – “They call Kansas City the Heart of America, I could tell these nigga’s weak, pussy you from the Heart of America, I’m from the Belly of the Beast!”

Hansel defeats Cortez

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Recap: From URL’s ‘Outside 7’ card, a 3-round battle that grew out of a Twitter Spaces spat on a couple of years back, Cortez versus Hansel goes down and after a close round 1 it’s all ‘Water’ here. The West-coast battler utilizing a bunch of mean personals, hard-hitting set-up/punchlines, wicked wordplay, rich storytelling, crazy schemes and a gang of sizzling name flips to efficiently score more haymakers and edge the opening round (Cortez’s best) before handily taking the latter two rounds despite an earnest and gritty but too often pedestrian effort from Tez.

Verdict: Hansel (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Hansel – “You’ze a different type of weird, something wrong with buddy, bitch you wouldn’t be world class if you was Social Studies!”

Quban defeats Shooney Da Rapper

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Recap: From Takeova Battle League, after getting outpunched in what was still a competitive run, to the brash tactics of Shooney Da Rapper in round 1, Quban dials a bit to come back in the latter rounds, The Maryland vet spazzing with a quicker and more efficient punches in round 2, before getting busier with the wordplay, fire anecdotes, boastful barbs and set-up/punchlines in round 3 (while also taking advantage of two not-so-clean rounds from Shooney) to edge both of the latter rounds for the win.

Verdict: Quban (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Quban – “The only thing better than a bitch is a bitch with friends!”

Jakkboy Maine defeats Showoff

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Recap: From Bar You To Death Battle League, a mid-battle kerfuffle and plenty of tension in the room between Showoff and Jakkboy Maine makes for a pretty entertaining bout for 3 rounds. Too bad, after edging round 1 Showoff couldn’t keep his end of the bargain. The RBE capo going mid (after a barrage of sizzling wordplay, righteous boasts and hitting punches in the opener) and settling for an aggressive, but mostly pedestrian display of punches in the latter two rounds, leaving Maine with a more condensed and stinging barrage of fiendish wordplay/punchlines, feelgood name flips, piercing.gun bars and greasy personals to take both rounds 2 and 3 for the comeback win.

Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “Nigga I will expeditiously, relentlessly, put efficiency to your defiency, no profiency when Jack [Bow!] with .24, Show consistency!”

J Morr defeats Z The Dropout

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Recap: From IBattleTV, a versatile punchimg Z The Dropout makes for a pretty solid and competitive effort over the course of 3 rounds. But against the consistently brash punchlines, wicked street darts, hitting name flips, stinging personals and fiery gun bars from J Morr, it’s up one in the end.

Verdict: J Morr (W) 3-0

Favorite line: J Morr – “Pistol-whipped, not to the front, look like his turban on backwards!”

O’fficial defeats Bonnie Godiva

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Recap: From Public Influence Battle League, a matchup long in the waiting between Bonnie Godiva and O’fiicial finally comes to fruition and for 3 rounds it stayed pretty close. The two battle vets unleashing a boatload of gritty punches, mean personals, boastful barbs and slinging gun bars that for the most part landed. However, taking advantage of Bonnie getting a little redundant/overkill with the personals, while also flexing a bit more in the opening rounds with more consistent heat, it’s O’fficial who edges rounds 1 and 2 for the win before Bonnie went ham in the 3rd to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: O’fficial (W) 2-1

Favorite line: O’fficial – “Math left you and upgraded and treated you like a groupie hoe, it’s like helping ya kids with the homework…it ain’t the same Math that you used to know!”

Rum Nitty defeats Nu Jerzey Twork (Rematch)

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Recap: From URL’s ‘The Re-Up’ card, Rum Nitty and Nu Jerzey Twork go at it again in a rematch from their infamous Smack-Volume 3 battle some 7 years back. Capped by a couple of dope rebuttals by each battler and close all the way with Rum dishing out plenty of fiery gun bars, twisted personals, wily set-ups and hard-hitting punchlines, while Twork returned the favor with a boatload of aggressive heat, violent-prone punches and gritty personals, after splitting (had NJT taking round 1 before Nitty came back to take round 2), it’s the slightly more bar-efficient and pumch-lit Nitty who edges round 3 for the win.

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “You done said some bars that we’ll never forget…but we know YOU will!”

Tay Roc defeats JC (Renatch)

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Recap: A bit of a suprising rematch goes down on CMC Battle League between JC and Tay Roc and as expected it’s a goodie. JC with a boatload of mean set-up/punchines, death-gripping punches, solid/wittypersonals and wily name name flips, while Roc also went crazy with a plethora of hitting name flips, persistent gun bars, stinging double entendre’s, heated AMG-mode darts and some solid personals of his own to keep things lit. But whie JC’s sizzling from start to finish round 2 might have earned him the round of the night, it’s the more kaymaker-lit in rounds 1 and 3 Roc who ends up getting the win.

Verdict: Tay Roc (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Tay Roc – “The Grim Reaper be pop-locking, but now it’s time to dance with death1”

Tay Roc defeats O-Solo

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Recap: From the ReUp, pretty solid 3 rounds from O-Solo, who with a bunch of witty barbs, flexing name flips and wily punches definitely kept it competitive. But steadily hammering his opponent with a shitload of fiery gun bars, violent-themed speed raps, gritty set-up/punchlines, a double-dose (gov’t name included) of sturdy name flips and rampant age jokes, a more efficient and haymaker-lit throughout Tay Roc gets the 30 here.

Verdict: Tay Roc (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Tay Roc – “For this old nigga I ain’t have to think so hard, this nigga O 63 like a Bingo card!”

J Morr defeats B Magic

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Recap: From Hunger Gamez, a fire 1-rounder here between B. Magic and J Morr. The former repeatedly scoring with a plethora of sizzling name flips and a hard-hitting punch game. But damn if Morr wasn’t really on one here. The Virginia battler upending Magic with a superb turn that featured a gang of flexing set-up/punchlines, potent street talk, bullish bars, fiendish name flips/wordplay, rich similes and witty barbs to effiently land more haymakers and earn the win.

Verdict: J Morr (W) 1-0

Favorite line: J Morr – “Nigga like Bernie Mac, he died overnight with his blood rushing, I got a dirty strap, I got from a dyke…studmuffin!”

E-Hart defeats Zan (Rematch)

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Recap: From B.R.E.D, Zan (allegedly) wanted a rematch from their battle some 7 or 8 years ago, so E-Hart gave her one. And that choice would be too bad for Zan as Hart’s versatile, personal/wordplay-heavy and punch-lit performance, with very little in the way of filler, would prove to be too much for her opponent. The Bronx vet also utilizing a bunch of witty barbs, righteous boasts and spitfire name flips to outshine a gritty and solid overall, but flow-challenged and pedestrian-prone Zan for 3 (including a superb, crowd-pleasing, haymaker-drenched classic in round 3) rounds to get the 30.

Verdict: E-Hart (W) 3-0

Favorite line: E-Hart – “I’m on ya block with a pistol, I’m not with the giggles, I’ll take everything that you own from a lot to a little, after that they’ll wonder why she not in the spittle, Zan energy turn Zen when ‘E’ got in the middle!”

Ave defeats Jakkboy Maine

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Recap: From Takeova Battle League, steadily hitting with a rich combo of heavy-handed punchlines, righteous boasts, fly similes and stinging personals, outside of getting edged to the wily linguistics, witty barbs and gritty punches/screeds from Jakkboy Maine in round 2, Ave manages to more efficiently hit on all cylinders in rounds 1 and 3, outperform his opponent in each turn and earn the win.

Verdict: Ave (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ave – “But you ain’t got no pull with the bitches, your man’s a lame, nigga the only devil I know that can’t handle Flamez!”

40 B.A.R.R.S. defeats Brose

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Recap: In this competitive 1-rounder from One Shot Battle League, against the violent-themed street darts, boastful barbs and gritty name flips from Broose, a more consistently efficient 40 B.A.R.R.S. utilizes a bunch of slick wordplay, righteous personals, grandiose gun bars and hard-hitting 4-bar setups/punchlines to outperform her opponent and earn the win.

Verdict: 40 B.A.R.R.S. (W) 1-0

Favorite line: 40 B.A.R.R.S. – “Nigga comparing us?, I am sick and there is no you are not ill, nigga just out up a poll, they’ll put in the back of Car faster than cops will!”

Chef Trez defeats Melo Vaye

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Recap: From Straight Drop Media, despite a competitive and pretty solid (what with a boatlaod of gritty punchlines, dialed-up street darts and earnest trap lingo) effort from Melo Vaye, a slightly more versatile Chef Trez, armed with a wicked combo of sturdy set-up/punches, stinging personals, flexing name flips, righteous boasts and solid off-the-dome heat, scores more than enough haymakers in each round to gain the win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “You gotta update ya style fa sho, you look like Brandon Ingram, but that don’t mean that you found ya Glo!”

J Morr defeats Cali Smoov

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Recap: In this 3-rounder from T.O.S, Battle League, a fiery and competitive nail-biter between J Morr and Cali Smoov–featuring plenty of gritty punchlines, rugged street darts, righteous burners, solid personals/name flips and stunted gang talk from both battlers–comes down to the slightly more time efficient and condensed J Morr edging rounds (got Cali edging round 2) 1 and 3 for the win.

Verdict: J Morr (W) 2-1

Favorite line: J Morr – “Nigag we never paid for ya pay-per-view, you lost and seemed sorry, Bitch I woulda bootlegged the stream, it’s the Boston Tea Party!”

Jaz The Rapper defeats A. Ward

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Recap: From the King of the Dot stage in Canada, A. Ward and Jaz the Rapper deliver a close three-round bout packed with gritty punches, wily personals, and plenty of crowd-shaking haymakers. Starting in round 1, Ward came out aggressive with a bunch of well-polished setup/punchlines and sharp name flips that made for a hard round to beat. But flexing her mettle even while batting in Canada for the first time, despite a minor mid-round hiccup with her flow, Jaz’s punch-heavier run, efficiency, cleaner haymakers, and steady pressure proved decisive in the opener. In round two Ward’s heavy-handed rebuttals would swing the momentum back his way, add to that a plethora of witty jokes, performance-rich bars an stinging personals by the Christian battler would edge him the 2nd round over a strong, scheme & name flip-heavy, but slightly less formidable round by Jaz. Tied going into the 3rd, Ward’s final-round theme surrounding Jaz’s lack of support for women’s battle rap proved to be compelling and dope. However, countering her opponent’s run with a more versatile run of stinging personals aimed at Ward’s Christian image versus his uncouth lifetsyle choices and violent rap content to go along with a boatlaod of crazy punchlines/similes, rich storytelling and hardbody personals of her own during a more haymaker-lit round, it’s Jaz who takes it for a hard-fought 2-1 victory in what was an entertaining battle from start to finish.

Verdict: Jaz The Rapper (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jaz the Rapper – “You think ‘cuz you covered by the blood of Christ, that you can’t get touched?, nigga Tim Tebow did all that playing in the field…and he still got cut!”

Rum Nitty defeats Leo Bronze

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Recap: From L.O.C.K. Rap Battles, a competitive and fiery 1-rounder between Rum Nitty and Leo Bronze sees the latter stay in it with a rich combo of wily name flips and a bruising punch game that often hit despite an elongated turn. However, even while battling about the time of his opponent, Nitty’s rugged mix of hard-hitting gun bars, boastful barbs, steely wordplay, solid name flips and stinging punchlines prove to be more efficient in the end for the win.

Verdict: Rum Nitty (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Rum Nitty – “I’m a vet, we can catch wreck like a dash cam!”

Swervoo defeats Danny Myers

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Recap: From TBL, Swervoo struggled with his flow quite a bit throughout and two shortened rounds towards the end almost cost him in the end of this 3-rounder. But adeptly utilizing a bunch of graphic, hard-hitting screeds, killer wordplay, a plethora of stinging personals, and a gang of gritty punchlines, Swev took the opening round against Danny Myers after a haymaker-heavy first round. The Maryland battler then survived a stirring comeback from the wily and more versatile Bar God in round two before handily taking the deciding third round for the win, thanks to a more punch-heavy performance and a clearly fatigued Danny running out of gas down the stretch.

Verdict: Swervoo (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Swervoo – “You know he wilding, this nigga literally met his daughter at the Gates, like Kobe Bryant!”

Chef Trez defeats NASA McMahon

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Recap: In this revelrous 3-rounder from L.O.C.K. Rap Battles, Chef Trez effectively counters the game freestyles/rebuttals, boisterous street darts and wily punches/name flips from NASA McMahon with a plethora of wicked set-up/punchlines, fiery gun bars, potent rebuttals, righteous screeds and steely wordplay/name flips to edge all 3 rounds and earn the shutout.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “Don’t be basic with lines, any mistakes get you ethered, you supposed to be ring bells with that suit like Ace in the cleaners!”

JC defeats Savage SpitFlamez

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Recap: From The Real 8 Mile Battle League, going up against a gritty, competitive gun bar enthusiast in Savage SpitFlamez, in this 1-rounder JC keeps it sturdy. Pontiac’s own hoisting up a bunch of fiery set-up/punchlines, hard-hitting gun lines, twisted wordplay and boastful barbs in a slightly more consistent fashion to earn the win.

Verdict: JC (W) 1-0

Favorite line: JC – “I knock on the door and let it sing, like we caroling, this time you get the bad end of the stick…the barrel!”

Kyd Slade defeats Ave

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Recap: A fire 3-rounder brought to you from Public Influence Battle League between Kyd Slade and Ave satyed close and competitive for all 3 rounds. Ave (who gets some extra credit here for not utilizing the resident ‘snitch’ angle we often see against Kyd), flexing and aggresive as usual with an elite punch game, syrupy name flips, solid wordplay and boastful barbs, kept it consistently gritty. While Slade in the face of his opponent’s heat came back with a boatload of sizzling trap talk, sturdy/violent-themed street lines, stinging punches of his own and hardbody gun bars/name flips. That said, it’s Slade who turned it up to remarkedly out-punch a pretty dope Ave in round 1, before a more haymaker-lit Ave tied things up in the 2nd. However, helped by a little more filler and here and there by Ave in what was otherwise another fly round, the slightly more steadily-lit Slade edges the 3rd for the win.

Verdict: Kyd Slade (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Kyd Slade – “But if y’all really eating there’s no lacking, we gonna run up in ya crib for them bricks with both action, head shot will leave Ave wide open…no traffic!”

Chess defeats Drugz

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Recap: From Takeova Battle League, putting aside the complaints (from Drugz) over time limits, it’s a pretty dope, fiery and aggressive 3-rounder here between the former Goonie and Chess. The former unleashing a boatload of stinging gun bars, solid personals and (that ‘the Tesla thought there was another nigga in the car’ line was fire) gritty set-up/punchlines in three condensed rounds that kept things close. However, even tho Chess did rap longer all battle, it’s quality over quantity over here. The Cakelyfe capo sticking it to the Gun Show with a steady barrage of killer (even when using Drugz’ gov’t name) name flips, fly wordplay, stifling punches/gun bars, feelgood personals, boastful bangers and even some witty barbs to flex his versatiity, efficiently score more haymakers in the 1st and 3rd rounds (call the 2nd debatable) and earn the win.

Verdict: Chess (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chess – “I’ll pull a .9 out and let nine out, they told me leave Drugz alone…[points hands up at Drugz head like a gun] I turned into Amy Winehouse!”

Jakkboy Maine defeats Tru Foe

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Recap: From T.O.S. Battle League, against the menacing raps, wily name flips and gritty punches from Tru Foe, Jakkboy Maine fights back with a wicked combo of hard-hitting personals, stylish verbal gymnastics, piercing set-up/punchlines, some witty barbs and fortuitous mayhem to out-perform his opponent in round 1 and (got Foe edging round 2 to tie things up) with a more condensed and effective round 3, edge the final round for the win.

Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “Nigga the next part is that I’m bound to hit you with this gat lead, snap heads, no backhand, I’ll beat a bitch in Chicago like I’m Pat Bev!”

Ill Will defeats Sheed Happens

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Recap: From Takeova Battle League, after getting out-punched by the gritty, animated stylings of Sheed Happens in round 1, Ill Will ups the ante with a couple of resounding rounds filled with consistently penetrating gun bars, wily/hard-hitting name flips, graphic violence, rich storytelling and gritty punchlines to take advantage of a flow-challenged and much less potent Sheed in the 2nd and 3rd round for the comeback win.

Verdict: Ill Will (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ill Will – “Hold ya sword, I done did shit that I ain’t proud of, I got nigga’s that sold dope to the same bitch they came out of!”

J Morr defeats Qleen Paper

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Recap: In this 3-rounder from Public Influence Battle League, J Morr and Qleen Paper trade hard-hitting drug & street tales, piercing name flips, gritty punchlines, fly name flips and a bunch of stinging personals that kept things competitive from beginning to end. However, outside of a shortened-on-both-sides round 3 that Qleen edged (tho a less prepared Morr did have a couple of wicked freestyles), it’s the slightly more punch-heavy and haymaker-lit J Morr who takes both of the early rounds for the win.

Verdict: J Morr (W) 2-1

Favorite line: J Morr – “Mr. Crackhead here always off a pill, you’ll get hurt in ya zone, I know Rolling 30s, I got a few perks [Percs] of my own!”

Shotgun Suge defeats Calicoe (Rematch)

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Recap: A rematch from their infampus URL battle 15 years ago, Shotgun Suge and Calicoe meet up again for 3 rounds on Cal’s Black Mafia Battle League. And this time after losing their 1st battle, it’s the more efficient and condensed Suge who gets some payback. The Jersey vet taking it directly to his opponent with a bunch of bullish/action-packed punches, witty barbs, gritty trap talk and wily gun bars to edge rounds 1 and 3 (got the more cleaner-flowing Cal edging the 2nd) for the win as while Cal brought the aggression and the heat via a gang of righteous talk, solid personals, some hitting wordplay and syrupy street chatter of his own, Suge’s comeuppance in the deciding 3rd, a little too much filler and indirect darts would also hurt him in the end.

Verdict: Shotgun Suge (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Shotgun Suge – “Where I’m from we known to carry hammers, I’ll kill you then leave Detroit outta nowhere like Barry Sanders!”

JC defeats Febou

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Recap: From iBattleTV, in this 3-rounder versus Febou, JC utilizes a gang of wicked verbal death traps, boastful barbs, steely wordplay, sick metaphors and hard-hitting punchlines to handily beat back an opponent who scored every now and again with some witty personals, solid punches and earnest personalsm but was too often predictable, laborious and underwhelming punch-wise to stand any chance against JC’s heat.

Verdict: JC (W) 3-0

Favorite line: JC – “But this one’s on schedule, all wins, no ties, we unprofessional, see they move strange like they don’t know they place on the food chain till they a fucking vegetable!”

Swamp defeats House Pxrti

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Recap: In this 1-rounder from The Campout, a consistently lit Swamp uses a boatload of fiery name flips, heated gun bars, boastful barbs and gritty/witty punchlines to handily beat back an earnest and street-bar lit, but mostly pedestrian effort from House Pxrti.

Verdict: Swamp (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Swamp – “I ain’t even bring no tool with me, but I still know ain’t a damn thing that you can do with me, I know how to fish, hunt anf farm, me comimg to Cleveland and eating off the Land ain’t nuthin’ new to me!”

JC defeats Villa

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Recap: In this on-screen 1-rounder from Friday Night Fights, JC utilizes a bunch of wicked set-up/punchlines, gruesome wordplay, steely gun bars and boastful barbs to beat back a versatile and pucnh-heavy at times, but not nearly as consistently potent effort from Villa.

Verdict: JC (W) 1-0

Favorite line: JC – “They may be cautious, but saying the wrong thing?, that shit makes me close-range my targets, ain’t no saving the way we sparking, them angels calling, you’ll be left red all over them words, this JC talking!”

Coffee Brown defeats Yoshi G.

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Recap: From URL’s Nexus card, utilizing a pletora of righteous bangers, gritty set-up/punchlines, braggadocious zingers, flippant name flips and hard-hitting persona;s, a bullish Coffee Brown dominates this 3-rounder versus Yoshi G. Indeed, the “Thot Bars’ vixen, after struggling in the early rounds with her flow and mostly kicking pedstraian bars, pulling a surprise move and quitting early on in her 3rd round to the chagrin of the crowd while confirming her opponent’s top-notch performance.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “You the type of bitch don’t know people laughing at you, you think they laughing with you, I’m the type of bitch tell everybody laughing I need my issue!”

Chef Trez defeats Da God Yogi

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Recap: From Takeova Battle League, an earnest effort from Da God Yogi who with his unique/Southern flow patterns, fiery gun bars and gritty punches gave opponent Chef Trez all he could handle. But before getting edged in the 3rd, Chef Trez kept it on a hundred. The ATL vet scoring at whim in rounds and 1 and 2 with a steady gang of graphic/mayhem-lit punchlines, wicked gun lines, some nasty rebuttals, fierce name flips and stinging street darts to handily out-perform Yogi and take both of the early rounds for the win.

Verdict: Chef Trez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chef Trez – “I may not be the most religious, but the way I hold this pistol I’m a firm believer!”

Swamp defeats Snake Eyez

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Recap: From Public Influence Battle League, a 3-round battle between Snake Eyez and Swamp with some extra flair on the line what with a personal bet added to the mix. As for the battle itself, it was a goodie. Snake, tho a bit unbalanced what with an elongated round 1 and a shortened round 3, stayed agggressive throughout while dishing a gang of fiery verbal threats, mean personals and gritty punchlines. A pretty confident Swamp stayed on one, unloading a boatload of stinging gun bars, witty personasl, vociferous boasts, wily name flips and hard-hitting set-up.punchlines while boldly predicting the outcome. And it turns out that the landscaper/battler would be right as thanks in part to Snake’s oft-filler (esp. in the opening round), the more haymaker-lit and condensed Swamp would take rounds 1 and 2 for the win before a debatable 3rd.

Verdict: Swamp (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Swamp – “If I spin this nigga block and don’t hit nuthin’ I’m reversing the whip, fuck getting even I’m a get at him, even in the Bible that snake talk only work on a bitch!”

Hansel and Oppa [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: From the Riot Network, a dope 3-rounder here between Oppa and Hansel. The former while often performance-lit, delivering plenty of righteous darts, stifling (“You don’t like nigga’s flipping Hans hoe, I got a whole hands flow, shoot you and C50s in your center, it’s hands broke, hands blow, I’m lifting Hans and hands so I’ll put hands on Hans, my hands cold!”) schemes/name flips, boastful barbs, witty personals, formidable screeds and braggadocious zingers, while the ever-aggressive Hansel kept the heat on his opponent with a gang of gritty punchlines, versatile name flips, flippant personals, righteous storytelling of his own and some killer punches/similes. Close throughout, an equally efficient and haymaker-lit round 1 makes for a debatable, before the two split (Oppa edging round 2 and Hansel taking round 3) the latter two hard-hitting rounds for a debatable.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Hansel – “I ain’t been the same nigga since the day I lost my Dad, I was 14, I’m 28, I damn near don’t know the half!”

Arsonal defeats B.A.L.

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Recap: From Raw Rap Battle League, against the aggressive street darts and violent-themed 1,2 punches from B.A.L., Arsonal utilizes a bunch of gritty punchlines, disrespectful burners, scandalous personals and boastful barbs to score more haymakers and get the win in this fiery 1-rounder.

Verdict: Arsonal (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Arsonal – “Your bitch bubble fat, I like her so I double tapped, I told her show me her chest and the bitch started to struggle rap!”

Jey The Nitewing defeats Homeskool

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Recap: From iBattleTV, dope battle here between Homeskool and Jey The Nitewing with a style clash that kept the crowd entertained throughout. Homeskool, with a bag of witty personals, pretty solid punchlines and hitting name flips/boasts, kept his home league enthused. On the other hand Nitewing kept it cool, calm and potent, scoring left and right with a gang of hard-hitting name flips, fire transitions with his punches, stinging wordplay, boastful barbs and lethal parables/screeds filled with righteous darts. Close and competitive throughout, it’s the slightly more consistently hitting and haymaker-friendly Nitewing who edges all 3 rounds for the win.

Verdict: Jey The Nitewing (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Jey The Nitewing – “You know it’s really odd to me, with a name like Home, you don’t seem to know where ya place is!”

Chilla Jones defeats Nunn Nunn

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Recap: From Takeova Battle League, after getting out-punched by a righteous and more consistently hitting Nunn Nunn in round 1, Chilla Jones mounts his comeback. The Boston vet upping the ante and getting busier when it came to rigid wordplay, hard-hitting name flips, gritty punchlines, fiery braggadocious lines, some off-the-dome heat and stinging personals (esp. in round 3) to score more haymakers and handily take the middle rould and edge the deciding final round for the win, thanks in part to his more pedestrian opponent.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “So fuck talking about 3-0’s, I’m a legend nigga’s respecting this, whoever said I get less than none…just being negative!”