Recap: Too many basic bars and not much else on both sides, but Cash outnumbered G-Soldier on the bars and punchlines that hit, so he gets the dub.
Verdict: Cash Eatin (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Cash Eatin – “All my goons known to squirt the Tek, we keep extra arms, birth defect, them choppers with us so we been popping, Percocet”