Synopsis: This battle really made no sense. JJDD, a Proving Ground neophyte, versus Math Hoffa, a seasoned veteran. Sure, both are well-known and in 2013, they’re battle game has gotten real prolific. But there’s no history here, much less any beef, plus you’re dealing with two completely different styles. So I can only garner a guess that Hoffa felt he was doing JJDD a favor by battling him, who knows?
Either way, John John took a serious L from the start, thinking he could go completely out of character and bully URL’s No. 1 bully instead of using the type of stellar name flips, schemes and work play that he put up so well against X-Factor–just another in a series of bad decisions. Then he plays himself by bringing up Dose while proceeding to turn his hat backwards. After that (tho, you could arguably give JJDD the first round only because Math’s was so short) it all went downhill from there and not even John John’s best “Multiple Choice”could save him. Especially against vintage Math: consistent aggression while completely sonning John John in both the 1st and 3rd rounds, addressing JJDD’s renowned thievery, spitting a classic 2nd round, crowd control, personals, biblical schemes and of course…bars like that.
Verdict: Math Hoffa (W) 2-1
Best line: Math Hoffa – “For murder I come loaded with 3 clips beams that will shine, I spot your tee, I’mma leave shit clean, that’s 48 shots, that’ll make me see with spleens, they asked why son died, I gave John 3, 16…”
