For three rounds Mike P’s fiery schemes, witty personals and potent (“While you was prepping those gun lines soon and hitting me with rape quotes, I was stuck in Mt. Moon and didn’t have an escape route!”) jokes hit so hard that his Chi-town opponent is left with nothing in his tank but a wild sucker punch that I’m not sure even landed. Either way, Mike is now battling on Smack/URL as I write this, while his no-name opponent hasn’t been heard from since.
Verdict: Mike P (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Mike P – “I get busy when I’m on it, the ground shake, You? a Dre and Drizzy performance, you softer than pound cake!”
