Recap: Is a win really a win when you’ve been exposed for allegedly being a rapist and woman-beater? Thanks to a pretty creative 3rd round from Bonnie Godiva, I guess that that will be up for Uno Lavoz to decide. But damn if Uno didn’t know something was up when you see your ex-girlfriend standing on stage…on the opposing side. Nonetheless, thanks to a slick mix of very disrespectful shiners, solid punchlines, a none-too-clean-2nd from Bonnie and that noted wit he’s become renowned for, it’s Lavoz who easily takes the first two rounds for the vic here.
Verdict: Uno Lavoz (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Uno Lavoz – “And Ill Will even said that at one point you was talking to that dude as well, shit, she such a battle slut she should a get a tattoo above her cunt saying ‘Rapper to my right, introduce yourself!'”
