Recap: Shotgun Suge spazzes (“I let five smack his face, we could slap box”) with nary a stumble to score a win over prez mafia who started strong, but tired quick towards the end of this one-rounder.
Verdict: Shotgun Suge (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Shotgun Suge – “You all the way fake, you ain’t just sorta fake”