Recap: Tone Montana withstands a mediocre 2nd round and uses a stellar mix of grimy schemes, wicked (“I got two moods, one’s rude, that’s ‘please excuse me’ and ‘fuck you!'”) punchlines and ill bully bars to beat Uno Lavos, who came with his standard assortment of potent (“I heard you name all ya guns, well homie that’s whats up, I name my guns too, this is ‘shut’ and this is ‘da fuck up’!”) jokes and salty gun bars, but overall couldn’t keep up with his opponent’s more consistent flow, delivery and bar quotient.
Verdict: Tone Montana (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Tone Montana – “I ain’t one of those niggas you almost beat, stay in the bike lane pussy nigga, you almost street!”
