Recap: What with Beasley co-hosting, one could garner a pretty good guess as to what contributed to Teewhy and Reepah Rell both making it to the URL stage. That’s how fire and competitive this matchup was, with punches galore from both battlers, the required split of the first two rounds and a pretty fire and tight deciding 3rd–that’s usually the prerequisite for dope battle. A more condensed, performance/wordplay strutting and a bit harder (“Rocket, long as hell, you’d think that I pack Yao!”; “Everybody want to be a hero till they find out how much the Subway [sub weigh]!”) hitting overall Reepah takes the first, before Teewhy comes back in the later half of his 2nd round with some rapid heat and loud (“You giving a shot?, how generous, I want you to keep it!”; “I wet God…he Poseidon!”) haymakers that got him the edge there. 3rd round, as a whole, was yet another punchfest. But with Rell offering up not only some hard shiners, but more steely name flips and personals that deftly landed, his versatility over a solid, but a bit elongated turn by Teewhy gives the former the win.
Verdict: Reepah Rell (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Reepah Rell – “You could tell a nigger that never shot a gun round just happy making up gun sounds!”
