Recap: Despite both needing some work on their delivery, Snake Eyez and Pirelli put aside the small talk, jokes and personals for mostly straight punches and braggadocio bars in this aggressive one-rounder from BattleCity TV. Going second after a solid round from his opponent, Pirelli spits a dope South Park scheme and does just (“You died before I wrote to you, do y’all recall Stan?”) enough to make it close, but it’s Snake Eyez who gets the win in the end for delivering more consistently fiery and colorful (“Find out where you live and swerve through, give it time?, fuck it, I’m in the crib by 9, like I got that curfew!”) content.
Verdict: Snake Eyez (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Snake Eyez – “So don’t stand there with the sad face, I’ll make your girl get low like the start of a track race!”
