Recap: Dope battle between slick punchline fiend Minnix and the always punching up Glueazy. After Glueazy edges round one with a higher bar quotient, feisty (“Shot his neck, body on deck, we on a cruise ship!”) bars and more virtuoso performance (glasses and all), Minnix easily even things up with steadier (“Wet him up, I’m thinking how long I gotta wait for Glu to die!”) shiners that were doubled down by searing (“You got comfortable off other’s work ‘cuz you a freeloading prick, and you lucky I cut my beard down ‘cuz it would’ve 3-0’d your shit!”) personals. Split going into the final round, Minnix keeps throwing flaming darts and landing with some aggressive (“Where that gun’s supposed to come from, up from under ya tummy?, I’ll chase him up the block and rob him, give him a run for his money!”) bangers, however his last round is spoiled somewhat with a biteful of pesky filler and mediocre bars. On the hand, showing that he definitely came to win, Glueazy stays lit with lofty wrestling/guns bars, nicer performance and a more cohesive (“Why don’t you squares stop riding my wave, you’re not a boogie board!”) punch game to pull off the win.
Verdict: Glueazy (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Glueazy – “And you not great, you mediocre, I bet you white squares pop up when you see a toaster!”
