Recap: Epic, long-awaited battle between Iron Solomon and Dizaster goes down with what you’d expect: plenty of racist banter, hi-def (Iron Solomon: “From slug fest to gun threats, this chump went from throwing temper tantrums to throwing up sets, choked out Billy, now he feel he’s a roughneck, been on 52 cards, got more attention from one deck!”) personals, rambunctious punchlines and some ill (Dizaster: “Who gives a fuck if NY is a no-flying zone?, I got Palestine inside my bones, I’ll hit you with a rock in your face from a couple kilometers away, that’s what I call reaching a milestone!”) braggadocio lines. In the end tho, it’s Dizaster’s 1st round that gives him the edge here and the win, as you could go either way in the latter two rounds. Indeed, a more consistent flow combined with slightly more potent bars and versatility gives Diz a dub over a fellow vet that he’s wanted to battle for a very long time.
Verdict: Dizaster (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Dizaster – “This here is for every single Arab, shit, even the Christians are gonna feel like they’re getting their payback, once I rape your mother in the ass with no protection, bare back, wearing a Mel Gibson face mask, you know what rhymes with bar mitzvah? Swastika!”
