Recap: Despite a lazy stumble, using a litany of raucous punchlines and piercing (“I’ll punch this nigga dead in his stomach till his lungs touch, I mean I would swing on these chains [D Chain’s] like nunchucks!”) name flips, B Magic literally makes the AHAT crowd go bananas throughout his one round against D Chain. Indeed, it was an easy win for Magic as D Chain, besides a Trayvon Martin shock value bar, clearly didn’t have much in his tank and failed to take advantage of a ‘white dudes winning over Magic’ angle that could’ve worked when considering his opponent’s history of losses to Caucasian battle battle rappers.
Verdict: B Magic (W) 1-0
Favorite line: B Magic – “I’ll split a nigga’s brains with a scalpel, get your Adam’s apple cut,
cuz I’m trying to gas him up, bag him up, dag??? a clutch, then he hear a Magnum bust, these Tek’s [Texas] gonna make sure Chain saw [Chainsaw] a massacre!”
