Recap: An aggressive, (“You’re 22, a grown man, your mother want you out of her home!”) scheme-heavy Haixian splits the first two rounds with (“Keg stand, this bitch get lifted upside down with a barrel in a mouth!”; “All the DMV good for is taking head shits when they giving you plates!”) rapid puncher/performance-feen Teewhy in this PG battle from URL/Smack. Leaving it to the 3rd to decide matters, while Teewhy’s educational-themed bars made their points, it’s Haixian who switches up with a more consistently (“Head wound, what you ain’t peep the line?, this fake cake getting his ass shot for being a week behind!”) nice bar/punch-fest to take it in the end.
Verdict: Haixian (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Haixian – “We set him up, told this nigga to get in the ride, my partner told don’t kill him, we letting him slide, he got out, then I got out, Tee mind is two seconds behind…[BOW!!!], he don’t know he dead, Tee mind is two seconds behind!”
