Recap: Can’t knock Barz Major’s Michael Jackson impersonation, but other than that too many lackluster bars versus Jakkboy Maine’s consistently stellar (“You did that Shawn Michaels shit and then bodied the pose, do it again, 9 in the win, this M bodied the pose!”) performance bars and steely gun bars/punchlines makes for a complete domination in this one-rounder from Body Bag Battle League.
Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “What you know about remodeling steel, putting this serial over this serial like we looking for bargain deals!”
