Recap: A loud and raucous Megadef backs up his brashness with a fresh load of pent-up punchlines and witty (“Your mom’s look like she half-bear, half-man, she got a grizzly Adam!”) personals, just enough to perhaps warrant a debatable in this one-rounder with a punch-heavy (“Partner chill, or this will buck, and leave his face on the other side of the building…like a dollar bill!”) Yung Griz. But seeing as flow counts in all these scrums, a couple of Griz slip-ups towards the end of his turn gives Magedef the win.
Verdict: Megadef (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Megadef – “Pick a fight, start to tussle, the cannon got a bigger bust than JaMarcus Russell!”