Recap: Harlem’s T-Rex comes all the way out to Brooklyn to give local up-n-comer Dizzy Spadez a shot and the result is about what you’d expect as after a solid (“We could shoot it out or we could fight, I got [swings hand] a hook for everybody like French Montana!”) start by Spadez, the 2nd half of his round is distinctively porous, giving him no chance in this one-rounder against Rex’s gritty street (“I’ll bury him, have blood shooting out of his head like water on the whales at the aquarium!”) bars and drug talk.
Verdict: T-Rex (W) 1-0
Favorite line: T-Rex – “I’m different my nigga, this is a DOT world, and I want the Power so I might gotta go get the Tommy ‘cuz I highly [hardly] get my hands on that white girl!”
