Recap: I’m guessing that when The Best Battler In West Bumblefuck, USA, pays a top tier like Charlie Clips to fly in and battle, he or she could care less about winning or losing so much as putting together a solid enough performance to get himself noticed outside of said town while maybe, just maybe, said Top Tier will pass along a nice kite to a Beasley or Norbes to warrant maybe getting a PG some day. If that’s the case, I ain’t mad at that. And in-between way too much filler and outdated bars, Niagara’s S.D.K. was able to deliver some nice (“…Vado got signed, they left Clips played out like a 6-second vine!”) bars here and there. Enough to warrant a PG? I’m not sure and would have to see more of the kid’s resume. But for now, as a freestyle/name flip-heavy and (“Type to catch you in Barnes-n-Noble and take your books, like you reneging!”) versatile Clips noted, getting the most views in his life, as S.D.K. surely will with this battle, should keep him happy in the meantime.
Verdict: Charlie Clips (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Charlie Clips – “Bringing up my pops and my mom’s raised me, whoopie nigga, that makes you a rookie nigga, and if he a snitch, then that make you a cop because you the one that booked me nigga!”
