Recap: A ‘Napolean Dynamite’ reference highlights a versatile performance here by Skates, who versus a solid and (“The .4 will straighten him up, y’all better get Skates in line!”) gun-centric Bars the Animal, uses a plethora of bully bars, lofty (“When this .22 feel like a .9, what’s wind chill factor?”) gun lines, fire set-ups, fiery punchlines and even some rare wit to outshine his opponent for 3 rounds and take what, despite the final score, was still a pretty competitive battle.
Verdict: Skates (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Skates – “It don’t matter of it’s 30 years later, you’ll still get got nigga, ‘cuz I’ll give my own son the contract, I’m Doc Rivers!”
