Recap: Intense, spitfire and competitive battle between a more condensed, gun-bar (“Drums on gun, look like I’m holding Mickey Mouse upside down!”; “So play it cool, it’s fucking nice, ‘cuz if I send a nigger to shoot, it’s nuthin’ nice, all you hear is a voice say ‘Hey Zeus!’ [Bwoh!] now you in front of Christ!”) savvy and punchline-heavy Bedaffi Green and a thought-provoking, (“I don’t have to body you, you loser, I just show half the body like Hooters!”) gritty, poverty-talking and bodacious Zeus Da God is littered with haymakers throughout, from both sides, thus making it no surprise that it’d come down to the 3rd to see who wins. And while you get a pretty solid turn from both sides, a little too much filler from the more expatiated, storytelling and impassioned Zeus along with an aggressive, loaded wordplay/punch dishing, condensed and (“She looked me in my face and acknowledged that, no joking, no slogan, she knew it was real because my eyes said that, I said that!”) vigorous Bedaffi earns Green the win.
Verdict: Bedaffi Green (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Zeus Da God – “Grandma was ting to get me off the couch to go to work, but she ain’t know my work was under the couch!”
