Recap: Saving his best round for the 3rd with a well-themed turn that was wax full of egocentric bluster, Cortez survives a split of the two rounds as well as overall a nice, competitive turn from his witty/aggressive Aussie opponent Cortext, to take the deciding round and earn the win.
Verdict: Cortez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Cortez – “Me?, I’m MSG on SportsCenter, Him?, high-school gym, y’all get it, which Cort’s [court’s] better?!”