Recap: Besides taking advantage of his opponent’s ring rust with some witty personals, Cortez uses a barrage of slick punchlines, feisty verbal mayhem and rich name flips to beat a confident, but mostly-subpar-till-the-3rd-round Metaphor.
Verdict: Cortez (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Cortez – “The minute this nigga crack a smile, I’ll crack his smile, nerd nigga, square off top like cap-n-gown!”