Recap: A series of nifty punchlines laced with a gang of sexual innuenndo’s (amongst other things) make for a solid effort by Hefner Charming. But in this 1-rounder versus Viixen Teh Assassin, the Wisconsin battler’s hardbody punchlines, piercing name flips, flexing gun bars and hard-hitting personals prove to be too much for her oddly named opponent.
Verdict: Viixen The Assassin (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Viixen The Assassin – “They turned you in so I could eat, this dude a lunch ticket, I’ll beat him till the gun got a white girl body…the butt missing!”