Recap: After infamously missing the recent Loaded Hollows vs. Gun Titles 2-on-2 match, it’s no doubt that a lot of battle rap fans were yearning to see who’d the ever popular Tsu Surf would face upon his return to battle rap after his latest bout with street drama. That the pick would be Reed Dollaz was probably a surprise to everyone, including his peers. And after a 1st round that saw a rapidly punching and verbally intoxicating Surf overwhelm the Philly vet with ease, it would seem that all the Reed doubters who predicted an easy Surf 3-0, would be correct. But in the latter two rounds Reed would finally get in his bag and show up, pressing on the ‘Rambo’-mode button and spouting a boatload of gritty (“Black hoodie on over the braids, Surf will splash on Roc, water go in the cave!”) punchlines, hitting personals and gripping street narratives to make the bout competitive. And while a lucid on his own life dealings, punch-heavy, (“Snatch his tre [tray], every time you on SMACK bring your food to me, I hate I gotta try Reed (read) in front my class like the school bully!”) mayhem-loving and name-flip spazzing Surf would still dish more than enough haymakers to take an altogether fire round 2 for the win, thanks in part to his opponent once again struggling with his 3rd round more due to his own continued comeuppance, Reed would salvage the final round and avoid the 30.
Verdict: Tsu Surf (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Tsu Surf – “They hit my arm, now when I shoot it don’t turn fully, boy, I’ll flip Dollaz like Smokey counting Worm money!”
