Recap: From Any Body Can Die Battle League, a gritty and punch-heavy (“Is you too pretty to die bitch?, hell naw, you are drop dead gorgeous!”) effort from Badlifebird in this 1-rounder against Coffee Brown. But with a more steady mix of sterling gun bars, head-ringing mayhem, fiery wordplay and surly name flips, it’s the 1st Lady of San Bernadino who edges the win.
Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “Everybody died, they all get slumped, I ride with it tucked, turkey giveaway, I got bird in the back in the trunk!”
