Recap: In this gritty 1-rounder from Alpha League, a mayhem-friendly Piranha uses an aggressive stream of raucous punchlines, mocking personals and glistening gun bars to beat back a solid, but flow-challenged turn from OT 7even.
Verdict: Piranha (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Piranha – “If I up the nina, it’s time for heaven, 6:51…put the .9 to 7!”
