Recap: When this battle was 1st announced, I thought Nu Jerzey Twork was getting a Top Tier vet like DNA too soon. But hey. Twork is not only hot, but along with Tay Roc, he’s like the face of URL right now, so in that vein it makes sense to match him up with almost anybody, regardless of tier. And then, to see Twork use a fire, rambunctious and (“Expose DNA with the black light…Room Raider!”) haymaker-drenched 1st round to edge things to start….well, feel free to slap me silly for doubting the timing of this matchup. But then, as the battle proceeded on, everything started falling apart. That is, a despite a couple elongated rounds from DNA that were both pretty solid with the usual assortment of stinging jabs, potent (“Saw the gun and made the nigger freeze on sight, that’s Smack with Pay-per-view!”) gun lines and saucy personals, Twork just lost it, literally struggling with his flow and having to pause a few times in a shortened 2nd round, before choking away the deciding 3rd round after like 2 minutes in front of a stunned crowd (including a pretty shocked Smack). Yeah, maybe they should’ve waited on putting these two together.
Verdict: DNA (W) 2-1
Favorite line: DNA – “Both of my parents did drugs, seeing mommy shoot up made me burst in tears, see, that’s the difference a nigger who steals purses and a nigger who perseveres!”
