Recap: Niftly freestyling for like a 3rd of the battle and scoring left and right with defiant (“A hard New Yorker giving Bras, my birth certificate says ‘RIKERS!’!”) punches, Charlie Clips scores an easy win over the aggressive, but topsy-turvy newbie So Severe.
Verdict: Charlie (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Charlie Clips -“I’ll SmACK you so hard, Beasley gotta call to make sure the coast is clear, and if my Math serve me right then these 5 fingers will you Dose career!”