Recap: Armed with a barrage of mocking personals, in lieu of the round of pedestrian bars from opponent Chris Cain, Real Deal makes quick and easy work, thus taking this 1-rounder in his hometown of Pittsburgh.
Verdict: Real Deal (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Real Deal – “This dude should be going first, who the fuck came here with a Louis Vuitton purse?!”
