Recap: How do you half-ass your way through a battle and still win? Well, first the battle should only be a round. Then your opponent (in this case JR) spits a bunch of gritty and aggressive, but mostly pedestrian shit before cutting his round short after 3 minutes. Then if you’re a crafty battle vet like Bill Collector, despite having very little motivation to rap other than earning your paycheck, you rely on a gang of nifty freestyles, an always reliable ‘Gun so big…’ bar and some witty barbs/personals to get through a matchup that you seemingly didn’t even write for and somehow still take home the W.
Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Bill Collector – “Yo J, the four-pound knock ya grandmom down, she hit the ground and make grandmom sounds!”
