Recap: 3 rounds from URL’s ‘Civil War 5’ card sees Klutz’s clever punches, rich metaphors and exquisite wordplay take on Jakkboy Maine’s wicked darts and performance-heavy ‘Jakanese’-speak. And it’s a goodie. The two battlers displaying plenty of moxie and crowd-plessing bars while sticking with their game plans to split (got Jakk edging round 1, before Klutz retunred the favor in round 2) the opening rounds before a slightly more efficient and punch-heavy Klutz took the deciding 3rd for the win.
Verdict: Klutz (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Klutz – “Nigga’s talk shit like me working at a dealership was funny, but when I hit ya block in a new Charger, watch how fast it go from zero to a hundred!”
