Recap: Not that UDubb emcee Amp didn’t provide him with any (“I keep a clip full of bald heads, but that’s Common!”) comp, but my guess is that at this stage in his career a veteran like John John da Don would only take a match against a relative unknown for the bread and for practice before his big match coming up versus Big T. Still, JJDD has been known for making plenty of ‘bad decisions’ in the past, but thanks to some nice (“I’ll hop up on ya block like who want it, with tools dumping, you’ll get your whole strip blown [blue] money, like them new hundreds!”) wordplay throughout and a more consistently hot bar quotient, John John can feel good about this commitment.
Verdict: John John da Don (W) 1-0
Favorite line: John John da Don – “Y’all gonna get this fag robbed, this nigga wouldn’t let the hammer fly if he was Thor…cuz lo-key [Loki] you ass God [Asgard]!”
