Recap: What would’ve been a close battle between Qleen Paper and K-Shine bar-wise, becomes a 3-0 thanks to Shine’s repeated slip-ups in the latter rounds and a surprising choke in round one. Qleen, who came nice with witty (“I talk shit and back it up, bitch that’s bad plumbing!”) anecdotes, dope (“I got a deal for you Shine, like two for five, No I came to deal with you Shine, like two .45’s!”) punchlines and hard (“I be on some fuck battle rap, I’m in the hood getting my transactions up, you in the hood smacking on your he/she because your trans acting up!”) personals throughout his 3 rounds, clearly had it in him to win this battle anyway. But K-Shine, who when he wasn’t getting caught with the EARL bug dished out a load of fiery name (“I came here to clean [Qleen] up Paper, like the money launderer”) flips and potent (“What we got?, another Midwest nigga with a death wish, nah, fuck the audience I clap first trying to get a cheer started, quick to throw a round in a round, like I’m beer-ponging”) storytelling bars that made things competitive, practically gave this one to Qleen with miscues that are unbecoming for a vet.
Verdict: QP (Qleen Paper) (W) 3-0
Favorite line: QP – “Say no more, I’m about to intervention him, Bruce Jenner him, he don’t even want to hold the thing no more!”
