Recap: In their battle brought to you from Don’t Flop, Big T and Unanymous split the first couple of rounds with T relying on mostly banging schemes and animated (“i got a better boo, the baretta [BOO!], it’s undebatable”) gun bars to win round one, while Unanymous, who too often pontificated and took awhile to hit his mark on some of his schemes in round one, went extra with the fat (“Terrence has never seen any of his appendages, he gets a sensation in his body, but couldn’t point out where his erection is”) jokes to easily take round two. Neither battler said anything extraordinary in the 3rd round, but a more (“Last time barrels was spinning, I played Donkey Kong, but this time [makes hand like trigger finger] Texas singing, we making country songs!”) versatile and wordplay-heavy Big T takes it in the end.
Verdict: Big T (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Big T – “I heard you like to beat bitches, you use your hands a lot, till you get weak around the women you love, you like Hancock!”
