Recap: Not to take anything away from Arsonal, who did pretty well here, using a plethora of fleeting (“I will stretch your mother pussy until it’s wider than Bonnie womb, then violate her like she off the pill and got left in Bill Cosby room”) personals, witty (“I kill niggas by the caseload, you just another asswipe to an a-hole!”) one-liners and bully bars to make this a competitive battle regardless. But in a battle with a couple of elite names that should’ve been staged on UDubb or Smack/URL in the first place, JC having gone on record to state that he ended his last two rounds early because of some alleged misfinances on the part of BOTB UK, should be taken into account here. Of course, that has nothing to do with Arsonal, much less showing up, being a professional and competing in full. Yet, the fact that JC almost never chokes, while edging a close 1st round with better wordplay and more consistent (“Well it’s cool because we creeping with the torch, got the ratchet looking for that joint, like Felecia on the porch!”) shiners, at the very least warrants a rematch…preferably in the States.
Verdict: Arsonal (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Arsonal – “I been a shooter, .30 on me, extended rugar, I got Edward scissors hand, knuckles sharp, I’m Nigga Kruger!”
