Recap: A last-minute replacement for Hollohan, SMP puts up a decent showing with self-deprecating shiners and some witty (“Your BROWser’s bigger than Google’s”) personals that had the crowd howling. But outside of struggling with his delivery and freestyle game in round two, Dizaster’s rampant fat (“Why the fuck are your shoulder blades oval shaped?”) jokes and off the dome (“I can tell you had an awesome breakfast!”) personals in the 1st and 3rd rounds were just way too much for his opponent to keep up with.
Verdict: Dizaster (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Dizaster -“Last time I went to New York I removed the torch from the statue, last time you went to New York, the Ghostbusters attacked you”
