Recap: For as many hardbody punches and witty personals as Tez Beastmode dished out here in this 1-rounder vs. Big T, an almost equal amount of pedestrian bars and dated barbs from Tez along with T’s eccentric wordplay, boastful shiners and fiery performance bars, would give the Chicago vet the edge in the end.
Verdict: Big T (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Big T – “Bullets tearing you, it’ll be so many vegetables Aye Verb will be screaming ‘It’s a miracle!'”