No Bias. No Narratives.
Recap: Dope Halloween-themed 1-rounder hosted by Dizaster and Tony Montana featuring Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (aka Bill Collector) vs. Bruce Lee (aka A Class) gets edged (despite a fiery and punch-lit showing by A Class) by Bill via a gang of hilarious Asian jokes, some fire punchlines and a spirited performance that’d even make Kareem offer a high-five.
Verdict: Bill Collector (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Bill Collector – “You hate football ‘cuz you spent 7 hours making it!”
Recap: Nice, versatile and rebuttal-savvy effort from A-Class in this KOTD 3-rounder gets beat by a Charron who after taking the 1st round and getting out-punched in the 2nd, just had too many spicy punchlines and hilarious Asian jokes at his dispensary for his opponent to survive the deciding 3rd.
Verdict: Charron (W) 2-1
Favorite line: Charron – “Believe me, everyone here is aware of your size, when your girl asks for 8 inches, you fuck her 4 times!”
Recap: Hey, if you’re gonna argue about Diz going way too ham with the stereotypical Asian jokes then the same’s gotsa be said about all the dudes who milk Arab jokes against Diz….btw, that “don’t have to grab a snack every time I hear a cat meow” rebuttal by Diz was extra mean!
Verdict: Dizaster (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Dizaster – “I fucking hate spicy mayonnaise!”
