Recap: Equipped with audacious name flips, salacious gun bars and witty (“This here, is Anton, that’s it…Mercy found him playing handball!”) barbs, after edging a tight first round, Bedaffi Green goes on to steal all the highlights in this 3-rounder versus A-Ssassin, who after starting off (“I guess it’s safe to say Orange is the New Black, there’s a lot of bitches acting behind bars!”) hot, goes on a downward spiral that ends up with him quitting on his stool.
Verdict: Bedaffi Green (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Bedaffi Green – “Y’all gonna see this cat lying, when that deuce ready to throw for A…Matt Ryan, I’ll flat line him, and if I hear talk, it’s Angry Fan at the airport, y’all gonna see Caps flying!”