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Charron defeats Anderson Burruss

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Recap: Don’t underestimate the camera guy. That’s the main lesson to be learned from this dope, witty and highly entertaining 3-round matchup between Anderson Burruss and Charron. The former coming from behind the camera and providing a lot of self-deprecating ‘white’ jokes, piercing 4-bar set-up/punchlines and lofty personals in a trio of rounds littered with haymakers. While Charron stayed cold with a winsome barrage of hitting name flips, scathing personals, stifling punches and fiery braggadocious darts in a bout that was also frequented by plenty of racial semantics and fierce off-the-dome lines from both battlers. That said, despite a crazy effort from Mr. Burruss, it’s the slightly more efficient and haymaker-lit Charron who edges both of the opening rounds for the win, before an equally theatrical-on-both-sides 3rd round gets a debatable there.

Verdict: Charron (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Charron – “Pick the lowest hanging fruit, I knew that he’d bring up my syndrome, but I’ve chilled with you and we share similar symptoms, you don’t make eye contact and you spit with no rhythm, real recognize real and tism recognize tism!”

Dizaster defeats Anderson Burrus

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Recap: In this virtual 1-rounder from AngryFan, Dizaster uses a scintillating palette of hard-hitting personals, rambunctious/mayhem-lit punches and all kinds of stereotypcial Caucasian jokes to handily beat back an overall solid, but nearly as punch-heavy turn by Anderson Burrus.

Verdict: Dizaster (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Dizaster –

Swave Sevah and Anderson Burrus [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Newcomer Anderson Burrus versus the vet Swave Sevah on URL’s Super Fight 6 card turns out to be goodie. In 3 rounds Burrus, also a comedian by trade, uses his comedic talents to score with a gang of witty barbs, funny storytelling, fierce schemes and hitting personals, when he wasn’t also putting up points via some dope punchlines. And even tho he was a little long-winded throughout the match and had a bit filler here and there, Burrus’ ability to put up haymakers never wavered. However, while he still put up his share of hardbody punches and whined a little bit too much on the ‘old jokes’ and karate angles his opponent used on him (like every top tier battler doesn’t have to deal with that stuff), Swave Sevah’s approach to this battle is what kept him competitive. The Team Homi capo directly taking on the huge ‘monkey in the room’ (i.e. another white boy trying to make it on the grittiest battle rap stage, the URL) and instead of doing the typical, racist angle shit, applying his funny bone and using the race card to superb effect with some rich metaphors, scathing personals, battle rap 101’s for white battlers, too funny (“Shit, I’ll even accept that he the son of a Caffiene exec and it was ‘Bring Your Son To Work Day’!”) jibs and even a bit of self-deprecating jokes that to go along with fire set-ups/punches/wordplay in 3 more condensed rounds allowed Swave to stay even through and through and earn a debatable.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Anderson Burrus – “Swave, you remind me of a warm hearted janitor in a basketball movie!”