No Bias. No Narratives.
Recap: In this 1-rounder versus K-Shine, Anymal gets off to a gritty and solid (liked the ‘you tried to refund a tattoo’ line) start before suddenly choking, leaving Shine’s turn of righteous name flips, rigid personals and fiery punches with an easy win.
Verdict: K-Shine (W) 1-0
Favorite line: K-Shine – “The camera crew, people that’s viewing you and the watchers know, I’m a leave here with Animal on my back, I’m King Jaffe Jo!”
Recap: Ty Law uses a gang of fiery name (“Usually, I spit three rounds and then I take my opponent’s heart, watch me take Anymal’s [animal’s] in two, this Noah’s Ark!”) flips, buoyant (“You Rick Ross, you know ya man Gunplay [gun play] wack!”) punchlines and sizzling (“I’m in all black like a Saints fan, poppin’ like I breakdance, he try to run I let the .8 blam, spray his whole back like Hollywood Hogan with the paint can!”) schemes to make quick work of Anymal. Who in an apparent grudge match, spent most of his time wanting to “prove” himself rather than attempt to win the battle–a little deflating after he spouted a pretty intense and blazing (“Talking out your jaw, I call and get you all sniped, put your brain on Ty Law spelled backwards, on the wall [Law] aight [Ty]!”) first round.
Verdict: Ty Law (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Ty Law – “Nowadays there’s no fighting, I will pop it, Craig on is day off, who the fuck still boxing?!”
Recap: 2007 1-rounder from Boyce Park in Pittsburgh, PA, finds a lack of substance in Anymal’s confidence and gritty raps which in turn leaves even a so-so Real Deal with just enough robust punches/personals/freestyles to get the win.
Verdict: Real Deal (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Real Deal – “You got that rubberband ‘cuz you have breast cancer!”
