Recap: With barely 3 or so minutes of material in a 1-round battle he seemed to give 2 shits about, the only hope for an ultra-condensed, but performance and bar-heavy Jakkboy Maine winning here seemed to be his opponent, AP, either choking or slipping-up numerous times while kicking a load of pedestrian bars and weak personals during an elongated turn that one couldn’t wait to end…well, at least AP didn’t choke.
Verdict: Jakkboy Maine (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Jakkboy Maine – “See, now he standing there with the face like what the fuck, but usually shit that’s under sea level don’t dawn on a duck!”
