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Teewhy defeats Aslan

Recap: With ‘weed money’ on the line in this judged battle, both Teewhy and (“After my last battle some bitch texted me, she said ‘ you did your thing, who ya got next’, I said ‘Teewhy [TY]’, she said ‘ya welcome'”) Aslan came with some pretty nice bars. However, split going into the last round, while each battler delivered a solid turn, it’s Teewhy who despite being a little lethargic at times, comes out on top and edges it with a little less filler along with a better flow in the 3rd.

Verdict: Teewhy (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Teewhy – “Y’all got me battling a nigga who use a Yugioh card to promote battling?!, well since this nerdy nigga like Yugioh, I figured I’ll use it to dismantle him!”

Mo Mula defeats Aslan

Recap: Easy win for Mo Mola as Aslan’s clear lack of wordplay and love for nursery rhymes serves as no match to the Bronx kid’s confident flow which was matched by a steady stream of perfunctory punches and nice performance bars.

Verdict: Mo Mula (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Mo Mula – “Been dogging these bitches, I should be sponsored by Petco, switch blade to ya neck, I could give a nigga strep throat…or I could give ’em a buck-fifty like he only had a dollar on his Metro!”