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Blackheart Adonis

Chilla Jones defeats Blackheart Adonis

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Synopsis: Blackheart Adonis not only has bars (Who could fuck with Adonis? These prozac like they had depression, so I’ll fuck up a pair of mid schemes like a bad investment”), punchlines and plenty of jokes (“You’ll be like a street performer, give him bucks and claps in public”), but judging from his round 2 here his favorite TV show is clearly “Martin”. That said, even with a nice artillery, as seen here it’s not enough against a wordplay genius and scheme killer like Chilla Jones. From reversing the college scheme in round 3 to the over-the-top name flips to the official haymakers (“Y’all thinking this bitch fly? He’ll disappear ‘cos a milli will air Heart (Amelia Earheart)”), while Blackheart Adonis did a good job of keeping it close throughout, in the end it wasn’t enough to keep up with Mr. Jones.

P.S. To Blackheart Adonis, while it’s ok to be cocky and confident in your bars, disrespecting your opponent and speaking throughout his rounds while making light of his bars has no place in battle rap.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 2-1

Best line: Blackheart Adonis – “We seen no proof in your work, so how is your Tommy getting fired?”

Blackheart Adonis defeats Luciano Crakk

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Recap: Subpar battle, which is not a surprise considering how much Luciano Crakk needs to work on his delivery and wordplay and how much Blackheart Adonis needs to humble himself and wake up to the fact that many of his bars are not as nice as he seems to think they all are. That said, with so many weak (Luciano stumbles while attempting to diss BA for supposedly choking twice in round 2) angles, lame (BA: “Dot his head like a Gandhi”) bars. forced wordplay and nonsensical rhymes, it’s almost like a default calling a win here, but based on performance, jokes, rebuttals and execution, the edge here goes to Blackheart.

Verdict: Luciano Crakk (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Blackheart Adonis – “My .38 spin and kick mid-battle like Dumbfounded”

JC defeats Blackheart Adonis

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Synopsis: Even a tired JC can drop enough dope bars and punchlines to beat a way-too-cocky rapper who continually goes past the time limits, uses a horrible “state” scheme.and disrespects his opponent’s skills throughout the battle. Just not hospitable.

Verdict: JC (W) 2-1

Favorite line: JC – “You need a judge, I’ll be him, somebody get this man, he don’t know what reppin’ [weapon] his state ment is till he hit the witness stand, but you will be put to the test if I see the defenses jam, there’s no witness, so you get sentenced soon as you bang that hammer, you finish yo last sentence…”