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Snake Eyez defeats Blaq Mugga

Recap: Snake Eyez welcomes Blaq Mugga back to the URL/Smack stage with a heated barrage of feted Philly personals, head-ringing (“I call this smif Stephen A., so we could skip the bullshit and head straight to the Max!”; “Fuck that classic shit, I ain’t having it, you trying to show your townhow you still keeping it real?, well I’m Colin Kaepernick, ‘cuz I ain’t gotta try stand up, I’m knee-deep in the field!”) wordplay and a steady diet of stinging punchlines. All necessary. when taking in account Mugga’s solid and uber-aggressive performance, an execution that especially shined in a well-balanced and forthright (“I’m in Harlem, with a pistol, is this Goofy out his mind?, you better shield if you cross Snake, that’s an Illuminati sign!”) 2nd round. Still, when all was said and done, too bad for Mugga, as an overall solid turn in both rounds 1 and 3 was peaked by Snake’s peak panache and well-oiled pedigree.

Verdict: Snake Eyez (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Snake Eyez – “Miss?, never, I could pull a blade, I ain’t gotta let the heat lift, poke one eye out, now you could see how I see shit!”

Blaqu Mugga defeats TH3 Saga

Synopsis: Stop playing! A Christian battle rapper who doesn’t curse in his rhymes?! Nice work by Norbez on finding this guy who’s not only unorthodox, but still able to combine hard-hitting bars (“So even if your boys gas ya’ like Blaqu came with the hottest rounds, that ain’t a concerning me, I done came with he brew boy if he don’t call on God he getting burned in 3”) with fresh words of wisdom. It’s just too bad that TH3 Saga gets off to a slow start with each round as Blaqu Mugga’s consistent sports schemes, storytelling, jokes and disrespectful wordplay (“When God made hoes he threw the book at your daughter!”) was overall, just enough to win.

Verdict: Blaqu Mugga (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Blaqu Mugga – “I’ll pop up, whistle and then the big shit come out like the Green Ranger”