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Boze The Bambino

Danny Myers and Boze [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: In this 1-rounder from the Hunger Gamez, Boze and Danny Myers both bring plenty of mayhem-lit darts, solid personals and piercing gun bars to keep things interesting. But with an added mix of pedestrian bars from both battlers, despite Boze scoring more haymakers during a longer round time-wise, Danny’s soldi punch game, an incredible amount of (“Nigga, I provide war, this the type of shit I slide for, nigga we going through the side gate, i don’t give a fuck about your garage door!”) spicy rebuttals (there was 5 or 6 of ’em) and a witty freestyle directed at his opponent’s GF in the crowd, allows for a debatable.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Boze – “You’ve been prepping, chasing Lux for 10 years, Smack keep telling its levels in this place, typical Myers, keep taking a stab at it…but you’ll never see the face!”

NXT defeats Boze The Bambino

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Recap: NXT vs Boze The Bambino in the 2nd round of URL’s UM4 tourney is a fiery and aggressive slugfest that saw Boze spout some unique name flips on his opponent when he was wasn’t dishing gritty personals and rigid 4-bar setups. NXT, on the other hand, loud and spirited throughout the bout, would come through with a gang of flexing punchlines, shrewd personals, some stellar wordplay and hard-hitting name flips. A close one that was a little chippy at times what with the competition being so heated, a couple of stumbles (a minor one in round 1 and a more blatant one in round 2) by Boze would edge NXT the first two rounds for the win before Boze came back with a stifling turn and took the 3rd.

Verdict: NXT (W) 2-1

Favorite line: NXT – “You played a clip of him say ‘I ain’t gangsta’, nigga neither was that!”

Boze The Bambino defeats Stumbles

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Recap: A mostly clean showing from the witty and street-savvy, but often slip-up prone Stumbles still isn’t near enough to beat back a stellar (tho a little long-winded), wordplay/personal-lit (esp. with the phone recording of his opponent in round 3), gritty and punchline/haymaker crazy 3 rounds from Boze The Bambino in this URL UM4 first-round matchup.

Verdict: Boze The Bambino (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Boze The Bambino – “Your death will look natural Stumbles like a speech impediment!”

Bad Newz defeats Boze The Bambino

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Recap: From LetsTalkAboutIt TV, assisted by opponent Boze The Bambino’s topsy-turvy name flips as well as a couple of longer, but not quite as qualitative turns, a loud and aggressive, but also consistently hard-hitting, name flip-lit and raucous with the heat Bad Newz takes the first two rounds of this competitive 3-rounder for the win, before a cleaner flowing, punchline-lit and steadily fiery Boze took the 3rd.

Verdict: Bad Newz (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Bad Newz – “You getting damaged, all 3 rounds you getting vanished, ‘cuz I keep the stick and light up any card I touch better than Gambit!

Boze The Bambino defeats Nick G

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Recap: A confident, punchline/set up-lit and gun bar spazzing Boze The Bambino makes quick and easy work of a hitting at times (mostly in round 3), but too abbreviated and oft-passive with the heat Nick G in this PG matchup from URL, Boze handily taking both of the opening rounds before his Illinois opponent stepped his bar game up to edge the finale.

Verdict: Boze The Gambino (W) 2-1

Favorite like: Boze The Gambino – “For this big bitch [raises arm like a gun], extension on the waist like maternity pants!”