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Cash Eatin

Cash Eatin defeats Piranha

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Recap: Dope one-rounder between Piranha and Cash Eatin with Piranha snapping on his opponent’s authenticity (“You make Detroit look bad, you a X-Factor nigga!”) while delivering frequent personals. On the flip side Cash went for straight clowning (“It’s Peanut…without the .38!”) but also spit some juicy punchlines, performance bars and name flips. More variety on the side of Cash Eatin gave him the win.

Verdict: Cash Eatin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Cash Eatin – “Head to the stars, smile, you in hell’s kitchen when that mac shake, getting hit with that 40 like…bars, getting stared at with the Jaz face!”

Cash Eatin defeats Gram$

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Recap: Good battle. Like Cash said “two hood niggas with bars” and they both brought the heat, making for a competitive battle throughout. I got Cash edging the first two rounds tho, stepping up on the wordplay, but also adding a more lucid performance, some nice name flips, jokes and even some hometown personals (“Indiana ain’t been shit since Reggie retired”) that got one chick in the crowd extra tight.

Verdict: Cash Eatin (W) 2-1

Favorite line:  Gram$ – “Clutch and pull with extended fire, clip drawn from the biggest iron, man that bitch long like Brittney Griner”

Chilla Jones defeats Cash Eatin

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Recap: Rare URL 1-rounder sees Chilla Jones sees go at it with Cash Eatin. And while the Detroit emcee puts on a solid show with plenty of residual mayhem, boastful shiners/punches and steady gun lines, one too many dry spots from Cash along with a consistently potent Jones dropping a wide range of stinging 4-bar set-ups, fiery schemes, scathing personals, piercing name flips and head-ringing punchlines with ease, gives Chilla the win.

Verdict: Chilla Jones (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chilla Jones – “But what you know about them tools?, keep it a hundred you don;t let your heat blast, matter fact let’s keep it a thousand, you ain’t a G…Cash!”

Cash Eatin defeats G-Soldier

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Recap: Too many basic bars and not much else on both sides, but Cash outnumbered G-Soldier on the bars and punchlines that hit, so he gets the dub.

Verdict: Cash Eatin (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Cash Eatin – “All my goons known to squirt the Tek, we keep extra arms, birth defect, them choppers with us so we been popping, Percocet”

Cash Eatin defeats Time Bomb

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Recap: Cash Eatin reminds you a lot of Qleen Paper, but with less charisma, humor and flavorful bars. The passion is there tho and every now and again he can drop a haymaker or two, but too often he falls in the trap of basic bars and a straightforward style that doesn’t leave anything to the imagination. Still, against a challenger like Time Bomb, on the road no less, Cash did more than enough to take all 3 rounds here.

Verdict: Cash Eatin (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Cash Eatin – “I’ll have this nigga looking so nasty that nobody wanna see, it’s like two midgets who made a sex tape”

Ill Will defeats Cash Eatin

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Recap: If you can get past the biased reactions and the clear fact that neither one of them did that well here, Ill Will geographically-suited freestyles easily surpassed Cash Eatin’s basic bars.

Verdict: Ill Will (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Ill Will – “Running shit, manure company CEO”