No Bias. No Narratives.
Recap: An away game for Jersey’s Holmzie Da God is worth the trip as the Loud Boy’s rigid guns bars and gritty trap talk prove steady and condensed enough to beat a solid, but inconsistent Cedarside Mone in this 1-rounder from Bar4Bar Rap Battle League.
Verdict: Holmzie The God (W) 1-0
Favorite line: Holmzie The God – “I ain’t waiting for a nigga to spit, I’m a burst first, no slacking, shit always pull like a church shirt!”
Recap: Closer than what outcome states, as Cedarside Mone dished some hot (“Big eagle, with two lasers, I let that hammer fire, that’s [points at Ty’s head like gun] a desi with two i’s [eyes], I’m trying to spell Desiigner!”) lines here and there. But some lame name flips, righteous filler and Ty Law’s consistently nice wordplay, crazy (“It ain’t no blocking this ratchet, like when ya mom stalk me!”) jokes and fierce (“This dude pen is saying that he only should watch, folks you jock, I’m on they heels like the hole in ya sock!”; “…like ya bitch making orgasms, the moan fake as shit!”) punchlines were too much to overcome in this matchup from Bar4BarRapBattles.
Verdict: Ty Law (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Ty Law – “Caught me crankin’ his chick, the slut skated, I grabbed my strap before I grabbed my drawers…pause, I’ll [extends arm like gun] buck naked!”
