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Chayna Ashley defeats Rosenberg Raw

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Recap: From Chrome 23, considering that this was Rosenberg Raw’s first battle ever against a female, you’d think the veteran battler would take a top-notch pen like Chayna Ashley’s more seriously. But waiting till the last minute to write for the battle and relying a bit too much on personals (tho, some were really funny) seemed to show otherwise. Not that Raw wasn’t competitive what with a plethora of wily boasts/punches and witty fat jokes that kept things close. But in addition to a fire rebuttal and freestyle to open her round 1, Chayna’s fiery punchlines, piercing wordplay, steely gun bars and mocking personals would help her take the opener as well as round 2 for the win, before a slightly more punch-lit Rosenberg edged the 3rd to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: Chayna Ashley (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chayna Ashley – “Now I get it, we got some of the best flows in the game, but I’m a woman and I bleed, so this flow come with pain!”

QB (Black Diamond) and Chayna Ashley [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: From Chrome 23’s $25K tournament, in a rematch from their RBE matchup back in 2019 Chayna Ashley with her bullish punches, fierce wordplay and boastful darts/wordplay and QB with a versatile showing of spicy bars, solid freestyles and fiery (“So Chayna, gimem about a few feet, or it’s gonna remind you of when you bathing suit shopping, I know you scared of the two-piece!”) personals proved that she’s more than just the most disrespectful female battler in the game, put on a competitive and aggressive showing that was close throughout. A cutthroat battle fitting for a tourney setting with a lot of money on the line, after a debatable round 1, QB edging the 2nd and Chayna edging the 3rd, it’s only makes sense that this one ends up a draw.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Chayna Ashley – “And I’m a chanel my anger straight to the source, before Roe vs. Wade I told these bitches abort!”

Chayna Ashley defeats QB (Black Diamond)

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Recap: Chayna Ashley versus QB on the RBE stage is a goodie that pretty much gets decided by one too many indirect shots by QB–whether it was QOTR, ARP or other members of Dot Mob–as well as a slightly more consistently more hitting, gun bar-savvy and metaphor-lit Chayna. Though QB dropped her usual assortment of disrespectful darts and boastful spins on her opponent and made for a witty barb here and there, after the two split the first couple of rounds, a name-flip/wordplay rich, mayhem spent and punch/scheme-friendly Chayna would take the deciding 3rd for the win.

Verdict: Chayna Ashley (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chayna Ashley – “Power moves, understand I be ghosting bitches, Keisha getting with Tommie, no more choking bitches!”

Chayna Ashley defeats C3

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Recap: In this 1-rounder from Queen of the Ring, a gritty, wordplay/personal-heavy and aggressive Chayna Ashley having a better 1st half then her 2nd proves to be a non-starter as opponent C3’s struggles with her flow (even in the midst of some hard-hitting personals/punches and a fire freestyle thrown at Chayna’s hypeman T-Rex) throughout the bout prove to be her undoing with an eventual choke giving the battle to Ms. Ashley.

Verdict: Chayna Ashley (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Chayna Ashley – “Now you fucking with a true vet, think random, I don’t choose wreck, veer aside, right by the big names like blue checks!”

40 B.A.R.R.S. defeats Chayna Ashley

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Recap: Bars, bitch. In a close and competitive one from QOTR, 40 B.A.R.R.S. (returning the scene of that notorious Jaz battle) lets off a boatload of fiery punchlines, some superb wordplay, stinging personals, a flexible flow/cadence, stirring mayhem and feisty schemes/name flips to edge rounds 1 and 3 and get the win over a punch-heavy, gritty and persistent, but not as consistently spicy Chayna Ashley.

Verdict: 40 B.A.R.R.S. (W) 2-1

Favorite line: 40 B.A.R.R.S. – “So what I took a L bad, I mean y’all don’t never see C back to back except for on Chanel bags”

Chayna Ashley defeats Gattas

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Recap: Definitely not a classic, but still a pretty solid, bar/scheme-fest here between Chayna Ashley and Gattas in the QOTR ring. The ever-aggressive Gattas, loaded with barrels of humor, some stinging personals and loads of lyrical stunting, made her presence felt and kept things competitive throughout the bout. Ms. Ashley, strutting hard like a grown ass woman throughout the battle, without a care in the world for the usual parade of personals used against her while spouting a gang of fierce schemes, wily boasts/personals, hardbody punchlines and even slipping in a bit of wit with a 3rd round wig prop, came ready from jump. However, with Chayna coming versatile with the heat while humble enough to address what many might say is her lone fault (choking) and putting together in an exquisite 2nd round, after a debatable 1st and assisted by a steady barking, but less substantive Gattas, a more consistently stealth and punch-heavy Ashley takes the latter two rounds for the win.

Verdict: Chayna Ashley (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Chayna Ashley -“Yeah, this shit gonna get ugly, I’m talking O-Red on the wake up, Big T when he hungry, Arsonal without a shape-up!”

E-Hart defeats Chayna Ashley

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Recap: Chayna Ashley uses delicious (“I brought niggas that lft spirits like choirs do, these unemployed men [unemployment] still send bucks when they fire’d you!”) wordplay, lofty swag and nifty (“And y’all gave her the corwn, then who had it before E”, how is she the answer, when A through D come before E?”) punchlines to give E-Hart a fight…that is, until surprising slip-ups in rounds 2 and 3 ruin any chance she had of winning this battle. Besides that, it was toe-to-toe elite gun chatter, fiery bars and nice braggadocio (E-Hart: “I’m too quick, I don’t think you can jab with me, big bitches like you be resorting to grabbing me, well grab and I’ll grab back,if I fall you’ll get dragged with me, they’ll think I’m leaving the lab because I’m taking those tracks with me!”) lines on both sides. But Hart’s unwavering flow and potent personals end up securing the win.

Verdict: E-Hart (W) 2-1

Favorite line: E-Hart – “Hand out the window like I’m dumping the ashtray…no hand out the window start dumping and give Ash trey!”

Jaz the Rapper defeats Chayna Ashley

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Synopsis: Besides QB, no female battle rapper comes better prepared than Jaz the Rapper. Not saying that Jaz doesn’t suffer from the rare slip-up (and sure some of her bars can be hit or miss), but when it comes to consistency, there might be no one better. Such is the case here against a worthy opponent in Chayna Ashley, where after a wasted 1st round (writing your best bar for Ms. Fit instead of Jaz?!?) from Dot Mob’s 1st lady, Jaz straight spazzes with both wicked personals and bars (“How you do it? Get them gloves, we could fight, right nigga? Against Jaz with one ‘z’, but you gonna get two or three once you go night, night, nigga”). Round two sees Chayna come back heavy with a barrage of mean one-liners (“That’s what your moms blessed you with? Magenta B—, spell shit with a ‘j’ cuz’ G’s don’t run in ya family”) and haymakers (“Turn heroes to pussies when they draw, no thundercats”). But just when you think Chayna might steal a round Jaz matches her steez by reloading her arsenal, dropping disrespectful bars (“Cuz’ since I started battling I got a lot of kids, Now I think I’m  Dakishi bitch, and I enjoy showing my as in this ring, now I’m Rikishi bitch”) and more killer personals (“But see Chayna don’t really get none so she always hope for sex, and it’s ironic that niggas don’t wanna slap, they just want that open neck”). Hit the 3rd round and after a slow start Chayna does a nice name flip, but couldn’t build from there as a repeated visit from Earl doomed her into literally giving the win to Jaz, who still finishes her off with another nice round of feel-good personals, a live impression, steady jokes and stifling bars. Yeah, she does this.

Verdict: Jaz the Rapper (W) 3-0

Best line: – Jaz the Rapper: “Bitch, your favorite show is Man vs. Food and you masturbate to Cake Boss“