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John John Da Don defeats Coffee Brown

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Recap: In rounds 1 and 2 of this URL Summer Madness: Kings vs. Queens battle, John John Da Don takes advantage of an aggressive and gun bar/punch-solid, but mostly pedestrian Coffee Brown with a boatload of flippant 4-bar set-up/punchlines, fiery schemes and a gang of hard-hitting personals to win the bout. Despite lacking much fervor as well as a steady punch game in the earlier rounds, Coffee would come back with a blistering, personal-lit 3rd that handily beat what was a solid nonetheless, but still JJDD’s worst round to avoid the shutout.

Verdict: John John Da Don (W) 2-1

Favorite line: John John Da Don – “I could make it dark Coffee, have someone I know cream her!”

Jaz The Rapper defeats Coffee Brown

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Recap: Maybe it’s just me, but it really seems like Coffee Brown got in her feelings after listening to that blistering 2nd round here from Jaz The Rapper. Yeah, she was tight. Still, after a debatable round 1 of this URL/NOME 14 matchup, in the latter rounds what this battle essentially came down to was Jaz leaving earth while Coffee pretty much stayed put. The Brooklyn, NY to Cali vet upping her punch game (after a solid, but like her opponent none-too-spectucalur round 1) with a boatload of hard-hitting personals, fiery ‘AMG-mode’ raps, gritty punches/similes, fly storytelling, dope cadence-switching and stinging name flips to handily take rounds 2 and 3 for the win. This against a Ms. Brown, who while consistently aggressive and hitting at times with a bunch of fierce gun bars, piercing punchlines and jaunty personals of her own, got too lost in repetitive mayhem, while also serving up some subpar storytelling and one too many pedestrian bars to keep up with what was some stellar work from Jaz.

Verdict: Jaz The Rapper (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Jaz The Rapper – “You told T-Top you’ll put bugga, sugar in his son diaper then put him through TSA, you a crazy genius, but I’m fake a demon, bitch I’ll stuff that sugar in ya newborn then send her to God…Sweet Baby Jesus!”

Coffee Brown defeats Jade

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Recap: From Chrome 23, in a competitive and aggressive battle loaded with bullish darts, gritty punchlines, sturdy name flips, solid personals and other mayhem-lit linguistics from both sides, it’s a more haymaker-lit and efficiently spicy Coffee Brown who takes rounds 1 and 2 for the win, before the slightly more hitting and consistent Jade avoided the shutout by edging the 3rd.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I’ll make the worst happen, big bitch, walk with a switch, I’m thirst trapping!”

Coffee Brown and E-Hart [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Not sure why a battle of this magnitude, between two top tier femcees, didn’t receive the proper promo it should’ve received. But nonetheless, Coffee Brown versus E-Hart for 3 rounds gets platformed on Black Ice Cartel and while Coffee seemed on a hundred throughout when it came to a will to win…E-Hart? Not so much. The veteran Bronx, NY emcee getting by on sheer talent moreso than moxie as her gritty punchlines, gun bars, wordplay and name flips edges her round 1, before the more aggressive and bombastic Coffee’s graphic punches, wicked set-ups, witty (“Standing there, looking like everything they put our people through”) personals and other mayhem-lit darts helped her edge round 2 to tie things up. However, Coffee’s mid-round slip-up in the third round, despite her excellent start, ultimately cost her. This allowed E-Hart, who delivered a strong but beatable “AMG mode” performance, to even the score, resulting in a tie.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: E-Hart – “Get back-slapped for the cap and I stay with it tucked, I got one arm and I’m right here saying ‘What’s up!'”

Coffee Brown defeats Arsonal

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Recap: Two things real quick about Arsonal: having heard that he’s considering giving up on it, because he’s one of the best at it, da Rebel needs to stick to the disrespectful shit (it also fits his brand and flow as well). Secondly, Ars has been in the game way too damn long to be slipping up as much as he has of late, much less choking as he does here against Coffee Brown. And in a battle that was otherwise pretty competitive, what with both emcees delivering the goods on cue via a gang of potent gun bars (esp. Coffee), gritty punches and wicked personals (esp. Ars) in an equally efficient rounds 1 and 3, it’s Arsonal’s struggles with recalling his lines and eventually giving the 2nd round up that helps Coffee get the win in this 3-rounder from URL.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I don’t like you nigga’s, no it ain’t love, they call me Coffee ‘cuz their ain’t a nigga I can’t mug!”

Coffee Brown defeats Rocq Lee

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Recap: In this spirited 1-rounder from LetsBeReal Battle League, a more consistently nice Coffee Brown unleashes her usual m.o. of clever name flips, hard street darts, spirited punchlines and boastful barns to secure a victory over Rocq Lee. Despite Rocq Lee’s gritty performance, the Bags and Bodies alum inconsistency would hurt her when it came to matching Brown’s overall prowess.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “Every time I rap it sound like explosions, buck-50 [swipes down like blade] take a piece off Rocq’s face look like corrosion!”

Coffee Brown defeats Gemin1

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Recap: From Premier Battles, Coffee Brown takes her talents to the UK and handles her business. The Cali native scoring and dishing plenty of mayhem with a gang of fiery name flips, some slick wordplay, hard-hitting punchlines, boastful barbs and graphic gun/knife bars to take rounds 1 and (call the 2nd debatable) 3 for the win over an often salacious, gritty and pretty solid effort from local battler Gemin1.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I’m not affected by star power Gemin1, fuck a zodiac!”

40 B.A.R.R.S. defeats Coffee Brown

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Recap: Outside of slow starts by both battlers in a variety of rounds, Coffee Brown versus 40 B.A.R.R.S. turns out to be a fire battle or better yet, what you’d expect from two top tiers. And it was really, really close too. Coffee, making use of a witty ‘granny’ angle when it came to personals throughout the match, also supplied her usual m.o. of aggressive punches, flippant name flips and bombastic/street-themed darts that made you feel the pain. While 40’s laidback, but slick and effective flow wrecked havoc when it came to dishing out a gang of boastful barbs, fire punchlines, storied wordplay, scandalous personals and gritty name flips. A crazy back-n-forth that was certainly worth the price of admission for all 3 rounds, after a debatable round 1, it’s the slightly more steady hitting and efficiently spicy 40 who edges both of the latter rounds for the win.

Verdict: 40 B.A.R.R.S. (W) 2-1

Favorite line: 40 B.A.R.R.S. – “I’m just saying, if a pic could get a nigga’s dick soft, I’m telling you this bitch shit will, I mean her man is the only nigga that looked at ‘Net flicks [Netflix] and chilled!”

Coffee Brown defeats Shooney Da Rapper

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Recap: From URL’s Civil War 4 card, credit to Shooney Da Rapper for keeping it competitive what with her gang of searing personals, hard-hitting punchlines and solid name flips/boasts. But it’s the ever-confident Coffee Brown, aggressive throughout and flexing with a wide variety of sizzling gun bars, stifling punches, flippant name flips, piercing trap talk, rich storytelling/schemes and witty/disrespectful personals while also taking advantage of a couple of slip-ups from her opponent, who takes all 3 rounds for the win.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “See, that’s why she be choking, everything she say is cap, your bars are about my life, not yours, that’s why it’s Stumbles in her raps!”

Coffee Brown defeats Grid

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Recap: From KOTD, she chose violence…lots of it. Steady scoring for all 3 rounds with a fierce barrage of sturdy name flips, fiery gun bars, daunting punchlines and other mayhem-lit darts, Coffee Brown doesn’t break a sweat in getting a 30 over a hitting-at-times, but mostly lackluster Grid.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I’m a killer nigger, serial, it ain’t in my jeans, it’s in my material!”

Coffee Brown and Geechi Gotti [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Damn, they didn’t even want to hug it out at the end. Oh well. From the Riot Battle League, former ‘Mafia’ co-horts Geechi Gotti and Coffee Brown let it all out for 3 rounds and as to be expected, it’s a highly personal and competitive affair. Coffee, always aggressive in her battles, but seemingly too a little hostile here, got all up in Gotti’s grill throughout the match, all the while dishing a stinging barrage of spirited gun bars, hardbody personals laced with rich metaphors and gritty punchlines. While a slightly more subdued, but still heated Geechi offered up blistering takes on his opponent’s alleged sex (“Jazz said if she fucked Smack she could own half the company, that pussy must be beautiful, this dumb bitch was fucking ‘P’ and couldn’t get one percent of the Crucibles!”) tales when he wasn’t also scoring with a gang of hard street rhymes, gripping name flips, righteous personals and potent punchlines. Add some solid rebuttals to the mix from sides in the bout and altogether you’re left with a battle that lived to its hype when it comes to grudge matches. Nonetheless, no winner here as after the slightly more haymaker/performance/multi-faceted-lit Geechi edged round 1, before a higher-dosed Coffee returned the favor in round 2. An equally crowd-buzzing, punch-crazy and efficient 3rd by both battlers makes this one a debatable.

Verdict: TIE

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “It’s round 2 and you still a bitch, bang will lift, aircraft marshall, as soon as you land I’m waving stcks!”

Coffee Brown defeats Snake Eyez

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Recap: Funny how after pushing Snake Eyez halfway across the stage, Coffee Brown expected you to hear whatever bar she uttered in the moment…like we weren’t a little distracted. Anyway, from URL’s ‘Outside 2’ card, while Snake dished his usual assortment of gritty lines and even stepped it up with a boatload of piercing/witty/wicked personals throught this 3-rounder, it’s Ms. Brown’s just as flexing personals, head-ringing gun bars, brash trap talk, hard-hitting punches (that included a dope mid-round rebuttal in round 2) and well-finessed name flips that earns Coffee the 30.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “If this nigga bump me, he better know what he doing, get [swipes at Snake’s arm] your shoulder cut off…that’s highway improvement!”

Coffee Brown defeats Badlifebird

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Recap: From Any Body Can Die Battle League, a gritty and punch-heavy (“Is you too pretty to die bitch?, hell naw, you are drop dead gorgeous!”) effort from Badlifebird in this 1-rounder against Coffee Brown. But with a more steady mix of sterling gun bars, head-ringing mayhem, fiery wordplay and surly name flips, it’s the 1st Lady of San Bernadino who edges the win.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “Everybody died, they all get slumped, I ride with it tucked, turkey giveaway, I got bird in the back in the trunk!”

Nu Jerzey Twork defeats Coffee Brown

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Recap: Add a bunch of real-life sexual tension/innuendo’s/allegations to the mix and it’s a real goodie here between Coffee Brown and Nu Jerzey Twork in this 3-round URL ‘Kings vs. Queens 4’ battle. The two trading a gang of rambunctious punches, gritty street bars, hitting gun bars, dope set-ups and scintillating personals hat kept it close all the way. But while Coffee had a killer and witty 2nd round and a dope 3rd, it’s a lengthy first round that would cost her there as a more bar-efficient Twork landed more haymakers , while also taking advantage of his opponent’s redunancy with the set-ups/taunts. Then too, while Coffee’s middle round was crazy so too was Twork’s and with a couple of flashy rebuttals he’d edge round 2 for the win, before the slightly more punch-heavy Coffee took the final round with a bit of a assistance from Twork stopping his round a bit short.

Verdict: Nu Jerzey Twork (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Nu Jerzey Twork – “I’m a bury Coffee face in a pillow…I just had a flashback!”

Coffee Brown defeats Mr. Bey

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Recap: From Pyrexx Battle League, against a punch/wordplay-lit at times, but mostly pedestrian rhyming and slip-up prone Mr. Bey, Coffee Brown uses a stifling barrage of fire name flips, steely gun bars, braggadocious zingers and stinging punchlines to easily get the win in this mostly one-sided 1-rounder.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I’m a different breed of bitch, do you know what you in for?, I’m really a dog when it’s time to ride…I’m [stretches arm out like a gun] hanging out the window!”

Coffee Brown defeats Ms. Hustle

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Recap: SMH. Not to get on a soapbox, but as a huge battle rap fan all I want to do is see you display your talent and rap. All that extra shit? After the battle, take it outside, go around the block and do ya 5 minutes. Or if it’s really that deep and you can’t separate words from feelings then either join the MMA or go fill up an application at UPS (RIP Biggie). That said, from what I’ve gathered online, the story here is Coffee Brown was never that interested in battling Ms. Hustle…and vice versa. Hustle also had to cancel and postpone the battle due to a car accident some months back. And both Hustle and Coffee felt that the other person crossed the line going after each other’s kids (amongst other gripes) online while promoting the battle. Of course, each battler has their own version of what caused them to act so unprofessionally during this battle (so much so that it was cut short near the beginning of Coffee’s 3rd). But damn if we couldn’t just get 3 rounds out of them. And to the naysayers, with two top tier female’s at their behest, it’d be ass-backwards to blame URL for wanting to get this potentially classic battle done even with all their personal beef. But either way in what was lyrically a pretty raw and fiery back-n-forth, thanks in part to Hustle (in what was a close bout) choosing to cut both her rounds short, it’s a slightluy more consistently-lit Ms. Brown who gets the edge here.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 2-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I won’t fuck this event up, by stealing on you naturally, so to protect by back end, I’m a let you touch me first…so I could beat your ass on a technicality!”

Coffee Brown defeats Lady Caution

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Recap: Plenty of fiery gun bars, gift-wrapped mayhem and gritty punchlines make for a dope back-n-forth between Coffee Brown and Lady Caution here on URL’s Civil War card. But outside of being a little elongated in the early rounds, it’s the more consistently hitting and overall spicier with the name flips and personals Ms. Brown who handily takes rounds 1 and 3 (call the 2nd debatable) for the win.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “Roc, I stand this man’s ways, this a broke ho, nobody want this Lady in man cave!”

T Top defeats Coffee Brown

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Recap: Both T Top and Coffee Brown bring their A-game’s to this fiery URL Kings vs. Queens 2 battle that arguably was the best bout from the card. C. Brown, with her love for persistent mayhem, aggressive/hardbody punchlines, gritty trap talk, spicy personals and boastful barbs stayed lit throughout the match. While the shrewd styling’s of Top what with a fleet of stinging name flips, hard-hitting/witty personals, gripping angles/schemes, righteous punches and plenty of raucous heat proved that the NWX capo can bring it just as crazy with the women as he already does with the fellas. A close battle all the way through with 3 lengthy rounds by both battlers, a slightly more direct overall, funny and haymaker-lit Top manages to edge both rounds 1 and 2 for the win before, in what was incredibly her best (after two fire rounds beforehand) round of the battle, Coffee used a consistently punch-heavy, spitfire turn to take the 3rd.

Verdict: T-Top (W) 2-1

Favorite line: T-Top – “Don’t forget before your Sugar Daddy came with the cream, you were Black Coffee!”

B. Magic defeats Coffee Brown

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Recap: Still recognized all these years later as one of the best punchers in the game, a stumble-free B. Magic flexes his punch-game with a gang of sizzling name flips, piercing wordplay, witty barbs and hitting personals/gun bars to earn a win over a pretty solid, stunting and punch-heavy, but overall not quite-as-potent Coffee Brown in what was a dope 3-round (score it a debatable 1st with Magic edging both of the latter rounds) matchup from URL, that could’ve been even better if not for Danja Zone’s constant overreactions looking on from the crowd.

Verdict: B. Magic (W) 2-1

Favorite line: B. Magic – “She a thot, had niggas fuckin’ until her tracks fell out, at Coffee crib, they used to call that bitch the Maxwell House!”

Coffee Brown defeats Casey Jay

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Recap: West-coast park battle from the URL app saw a fired-up and punch-heavy Coffee Brown deliver 3 dope rounds of certified heat with a boatload of elicit gun bars, fiery personals, piercing name flips and stinging 4-bar set-ups/schemes mixed in to beat back a solid throughout, but too-name-flip-reliant and not as potent Casey Jay.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I’m the ringleader of these clown bitches, I juggle better balls!”

Glueazy defeats Coffee Brown

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Recap: Dope 1-rounder between Coffee Brown and Glueazy sees the former get extra lyrical with hers, dishing fiery schemes, gritty punchlines, some solid wordplay and feisty personals/name flips that kept the crowd in tune with a little room for filler. However, a downright disrespectful Glueazy, flagrant with the personals, witty and gratuitous with the heated punches, all the while a bit more consistent with the bars and mayhem, gets the win what with one too many haymakers during a more condensed turn.

Verdict: Glueazy (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Glueazy – “Keep thinking I’m a joke ‘cuz I’m white, the silencer [chhh chhh] sound like I opened a Sprite!”

Coffee Brown defeats Bonnie Godiva

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Recap: In this 3-rounder from Verbal War Zone, Coffee Brown rides each of the 3 beats with ease all the while repping her hood with a boatload of wicked punchlines/personals and well-heaved boasts. On the other hand, while getting her comeback on with a spitfire, rapidly punch-heavy 3rd and a competitive (but a little erratic) 2nd, it’s a 1st round choke that ends up dooming any chance of Bonnie Godiva taking a win.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 2-1

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “Them stingy ass weaves the only time she wigging, your laces fried well done, your beautician tripping!”

Fiirst Ladii Flamez and Coffee Brown [DEBATABLE]

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Recap: Fiirst Ladii Flamez and Coffee Brown both step up to the plate with their A-games, making for a spitfire match on this URL/QOTR Banned Legacy card. The ever-aggressive and earnest Coffee brought the heat throughout the battle, using a barrage of steely trap talk, piercing personals/gun bars, dope set-ups, boastful barbs, greasy punchlines and a couple of hitting rebuttals in round 3 to flex her versatility. On the other side of the stage, a more condensed Flamez kept the crown rocking with continually hitting wordplay, head-ringing punches, rich mayhem, salacious personals, rigid name flips and stifling (“You believe in God right? well hell let’s even shit up, test my gangsta and I test your faith and feed you the pump!”) heaters. A close bout throughout, after a debatable 1st round, a slightly more versatile and haymaker-lit Flamez took the 2nd round before Coffee, helped by those fire aforementioned rebuts, took the 3rd for a draw.

Verdict: Debatable

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “Your nigga say cook something, she was thinking Mexican, probably made him a burrito, my nigga said cook something I was thinking Mexico…came back with a Kilo!”

Coffee Brown defeats Viixen The Assassin

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Recap: Spitfire, aggressive, performance-lit and bar-heavy 1-round battle between Viixen The Assassin and Coffee Brown from Black Ice is drenched with plenty of mayhem, hot punches, sizzling wordplay and stifling gun bars from both ladies. A close one with both battlers on their crowd-pleasing A-game, it’s one too many dry spots and predictable name flips from Viixen as well as a more consistently spicy and set-up fly Coffee that allows the latter to edge this one.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I came in a problem bitch, you gonna have the same shit trying to leave this place, I get to gun-butting a bitch till pieces of the stick poking out her head like white Jesus face!”

Coffee Brown defeats C3

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Recap: Dope 1-rounder between C3 and Coffee Brown sees the former get plenty lit with wit, spicy name flips, some potent wordplay and pointed braggadocio bars. However, it’s a more versatile Ms. Brown, delivering more consistent heat via spitfire punchlines, jaunty personals, visceral schemes, lofty haymakers and stinging set-ups, who ends up taking this one.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “You’re a dyke, you think we believe you shooting when shit get tough?, stop the fuss, you pull a strap, that shit never bust!”

Coffee Brown defeats Yasmin

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Recap: Nice and punch-lit, but inconsistent effort from Yasmin gets beat by a more versatile and punch-heavier 3 rounds from Coffee Brown in this competitive battle from Beastmode. A confident Brown, more condensed throughout while delivering consistently righteous mayhem, pointed personals, fiery schemes and even a couple of spicy rebuttals, would also add a dope performance to edge each round and gain a well-earned 30.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “When I come [bwoh!] it’ll altar you, that’s religion, and you all can get it at the same time…that’s tradition!”

Coffee Brown defeats Mz. Liza

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Recap: After being on the receiving end of some blistering heat and a gang of fiery 4-bar set-ups from Coffee Brown in the 1st round, a just as gritty, street-blazing and gun line-heavy Mz. Liza makes a nice a comeback in the latter rounds to make this We Go Hard 3-rounder competitive. But overall, the always confident, aggressive and in this case more intricate Coffee, who even added a handful of quality rebuttals to the mix here, just lands one too many haymakers and other sterling moments in the latter two rounds thateven  had the East-coast crowd rocking and earn the 3-0.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “Just ‘cuz I’m intelligent and all business, don’t get it wrong, come to my block, all you see is jump rope sales, arms and pounds on the table…we making prison songs!”

Danny Myers defeats Coffee Brown

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Recap: In a battle lit with hard-hitting personals and plenty of well-meaning mayhem, a righteous, more condensed, consistently nice, punchline-spazzing and dirty drawers spouting Danny Myers puts the brakes on Coffee Brown’s often cold, but unsteady polemic’s with his own series of visceral heat and earn the 30.

Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Danny Myers – “I know it’s foul, but you the biggest ho around, your baby was chewing on a condom in the ultrasound!”

Coffee Brown defeats 8R14

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Recap: Both pronounced and stifling when it comes to bringing the heat, Coffee Brown and veteran emcee 8R-14 make for a competitive 3-rounder here The Riot Network. But with her play on words showing more pizzazz overall and flexing with the ability to score via a gang of lucid personals and fiery punchlines, this one is all Coffee.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “You better level the fuck up, ‘cuz I’m a ruler [Ruga] squeezer, I’ll give the bitch an inch, she take a foot now the mil will meet her [millimeter]!”

Coffee Brown defeats Phillip 4:13

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Recap: Flexing left and right with elite gun bars, some fierce wordplay, rigid punchlines and a couple of nice rebuttals, except for a close 2nd round, Coffee Brown takes this 3-rounder easy from a witty and scheme-heavy, but too oft-pontificating and pedestrian Phillip 4:13.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I’ll step up and let it raise your daughter like your mama a deadbeat or take him back to the first day of school…arms wave from across the street!”

Coffee Brown defeats King Malcolm Jamal

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Recap: Competitive 1-round West-coast Elites battle between Coffee Brown and King Malcolm Jamal sees the two trade a boatload of nifty punchlines, when not spouting rigid name flips and other sport/braggadocios bars. But thanks in part to a slwo start by her opponent, but mostly due to her own ability to dish fire personals and a couple of nice rebuttals mixed in, it’s Coffee who edges this one.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 1-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I will blow on this nigga, where your body gonna be the riddle, I’ll bury you 3 feet deep, that’s now I put Malcolm in the Middle!”

Coffee Brown defeats RedBangzDntBang

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Recap: In addition to brazen gun bars and fiesty punchlines, over the course of 3 consistent and fire rounds Coffee Brown spits a boatload of nasty personals to easily beat back a fiery and witty at times, but mostly pedestrian slip-up prone RedBangzDntBang.

Verdict: Coffee Brown (W) 3-0

Favorite line: Coffee Brown – “I did you a favor and killed you…before diabetes!”