Recap: Taking on all the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle jokes he’s heard over the years head-on, Danny Myers takes on the part and dresses up as Raphael and with some rich metaphors, vivid punchlines/name flips and plenty of thrifty Turtle speak, in each of the 3 rounds here, easily beats back a solid, but not as potent effort from Copywrite (aka evil Turtle nemesis Shredder in this case).
Verdict: Danny Myers (W) 3-0
Favorite line: Danny Myers – “Bitch, if you kill April you’ll be beat to death with a nightstick, I ain’t Tyrese, but 4 Brothers will avenge the death of a white bitch!”
